When non-native speakers (of French) try to say "Hi" and embarrass themselves in front of native speakers obliviously
Lady 1: "Oooh! France is so unique!" *sees lady walking by* "bonJORE!"
Lady 2:"Uh.. Bonjour!" *smiles nervously*
*inside the head of Lady 2: Oh mon Dieu, cette fille est une putain d'idiot inconscient et odieux!*
Lady 2:"Uh.. Bonjour!" *smiles nervously*
*inside the head of Lady 2: Oh mon Dieu, cette fille est une putain d'idiot inconscient et odieux!*
by strangerdangerbutnotmegetin October 01, 2023
Referring to someone as an Elaine means that they switch up on you for no reason. You never know what to expect from them.
Eg:
Man 1: "Oh dude! Did you see Kelsey today? She's so hot! You're so lucky you know her personally. She probably doesn't even know I exist."
Man 2: "Yeah, but she's an Elaine. One day she buttons up my shirt, holds my hand, and acts all seductive and the next day she's all cold and frustrated. She switches up like that bro, it's so annoying."
Man 1: "Oh dude! Did you see Kelsey today? She's so hot! You're so lucky you know her personally. She probably doesn't even know I exist."
Man 2: "Yeah, but she's an Elaine. One day she buttons up my shirt, holds my hand, and acts all seductive and the next day she's all cold and frustrated. She switches up like that bro, it's so annoying."
by strangerdangerbutnotmegetin November 14, 2023
To refer to a mentally disabled (usually a man, but this can go for anyone, so don't be afraid to call your sister a Joshua) person who is very expressive in their homosexuality, often making comments about a man's tushy and thrusting at unconsenting acquaintances nearby.
Eg:
Man 1: "Why is Owen acting like a damn Joshua today? It's embarrassing."
Man 2: "Hey don't be homophobic!
I'm beautiful in my way 'cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way
Don't hide yourself in regret, just love yourself, and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way (born this way)
Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way
Baby, I was born this way (born this way)
Ooh, there aint no other way, baby, I was born this way
Right track, baby, I was born this way
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be (don't be, don't be)
Give yourself prudence and love your friends
Subway kid, rejoice your truth
In the religion of the insecure, I must be myself, respect my youth
A different lover is not a sin, believe capital HIM (hey, hey, hey)
I love my life, I love this record, and
Mi amore vole fe, yah (same DNA)
I'm beautiful in my way 'cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way
Don't hide yourself in regret, just love yourself, and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way
Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way
Baby, I was born this way (born this way"
Man 1:"What the hell why did you sing the whole Lady Gaga song? Like jeez I get it already shut up."
Man 2:"Don't make me do it again, Ryan."
Man 1: "Why is Owen acting like a damn Joshua today? It's embarrassing."
Man 2: "Hey don't be homophobic!
I'm beautiful in my way 'cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way
Don't hide yourself in regret, just love yourself, and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way (born this way)
Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way
Baby, I was born this way (born this way)
Ooh, there aint no other way, baby, I was born this way
Right track, baby, I was born this way
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be (don't be, don't be)
Give yourself prudence and love your friends
Subway kid, rejoice your truth
In the religion of the insecure, I must be myself, respect my youth
A different lover is not a sin, believe capital HIM (hey, hey, hey)
I love my life, I love this record, and
Mi amore vole fe, yah (same DNA)
I'm beautiful in my way 'cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way
Don't hide yourself in regret, just love yourself, and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way
Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way
Baby, I was born this way (born this way"
Man 1:"What the hell why did you sing the whole Lady Gaga song? Like jeez I get it already shut up."
Man 2:"Don't make me do it again, Ryan."
by strangerdangerbutnotmegetin October 01, 2023