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Shit Boner
Shit Boner by HotDogPaws November 26, 2022
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bon4r • boner • boner-killer • bonerable • Boner Kill • boner shrinker • BONARS • boner-face • boner-rific • Boner Trap
Business Boner
Colloquial term referring to the arousal generated by a successful business idea, success, or venture.
Business Boner by SS-Chi-town November 25, 2017
Shit Boner
The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.
Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.
Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.
Shit Boner by bagelsFOAD April 6, 2010
bonerflying
A verb to bonerfly. When everything a woman hears, sees or smells makes her think of her lover's cock.
Sara- "Michelle, what is wrong today. You keep making mistakes!!"
Michelle- "Just bonerflying about my man's cock!!"
Michelle- "Just bonerflying about my man's cock!!"
bonerflying by CoonGirlLover June 18, 2014
Boner Swag
Boner Swag is the act of having a long and obvious erection shooting right through your shorts and getting up in front of your class with your shoulders held high and great confidence as your thunder cock is poking out.
Wendy: Gee whiz, Carly! Look at Chad’s boner!
Carly: Wow that is so cute. Look how confident he looks.
Brock: Yeahhhh Chad! That’s some EPIC BONER SWAG!
Carly: Wow that is so cute. Look how confident he looks.
Brock: Yeahhhh Chad! That’s some EPIC BONER SWAG!
Boner Swag by Boner Swag Man October 4, 2021
indictment boner
The hard-on one gets when current or former Trump administration officials and known associates are indicted.
indictment boner by Photoist February 1, 2019
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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