2 definitions by bagelsFOAD
The nonsensical errands you send your parents on when you need to get alone time at home to masturbate.
"Hey Dad, I need you to run to the store and get me some deodorant and some CD-Rs, also I think we need butter."
"Alright I'll be back in a bit."
Later, cock in hand:
"Ugh, yes, totally just sent Dad on a butter hunt. Ooh..."
"Alright I'll be back in a bit."
Later, cock in hand:
"Ugh, yes, totally just sent Dad on a butter hunt. Ooh..."
by bagelsFOAD December 25, 2016
The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.
Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.
Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.
by bagelsFOAD April 7, 2010