Definitions by bagelsFOAD

Butter Hunt

The nonsensical errands you send your parents on when you need to get alone time at home to masturbate.

"Hey Dad, I need you to run to the store and get me some deodorant and some CD-Rs, also I think we need butter."

"Alright I'll be back in a bit."

Later, cock in hand:
"Ugh, yes, totally just sent Dad on a butter hunt. Ooh..."

Butter Hunt by bagelsFOAD December 25, 2016

Shit Boner 

The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.

Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.

I was taking a shit this morning and then out of nowhere--BAM!--I got a shit boner.

Shit Boner by bagelsFOAD April 6, 2010