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ballatician
ballatician by Alex Espinosa November 6, 2007
Bollitics
Bol.i.tics -noun
The practice of using politics to justify something (usually inaction) when it is not necessary to do so. Bollitics is usually deployed an all encompassing entity that acts to either slow something to a crawl or block it completely.
The word is a conjoin of the words Bollocks (-noun. British Vulgar. rubbish; nonsense; claptrap) and Politics (-noun. Use of intrigue or strategy in obtaining any position of power or control)
The practice of using politics to justify something (usually inaction) when it is not necessary to do so. Bollitics is usually deployed an all encompassing entity that acts to either slow something to a crawl or block it completely.
The word is a conjoin of the words Bollocks (-noun. British Vulgar. rubbish; nonsense; claptrap) and Politics (-noun. Use of intrigue or strategy in obtaining any position of power or control)
"I can't believe in a company of 5 people there is so much bollitics!"
"He's a master of bollitics. He will tell you that the customer requirements are wrong and then spend the next 30 minutes telling you what the right requirements are. Coincidentally, the 'right requirements' result in him not having to do anything."
"He's a master of bollitics. He will tell you that the customer requirements are wrong and then spend the next 30 minutes telling you what the right requirements are. Coincidentally, the 'right requirements' result in him not having to do anything."
Bollitics by Adam Evans February 14, 2008
Bollatix
With neither gov't or opposition having a clue what to do, thank goodness they could just talk bollatix about personalities and trivia.
Bollatix by Blue Revolution May 25, 2022
bollotics
The art of defining why something can't be done without any real reason - is a urban word for Red Tape, when everyone knows it is total bollotics that is preventing things from progressing and yet nobody can resolve it.
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