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Bolotics 

Tony Blair talks complete bolotics
Bolotics by Scoobstcb July 25, 2008
The practice of talking utter bollocks about politics. Often performed by drunks in pubs, students and George W. Bush
The pub was full of students talking bolitics.
Bolitics by b0ng April 3, 2003

ballatician 

A balla, mac, playa, thug, high-roller, and pimp rolled into one who can do it like no other.
Was that foo mobbin around with 4 b's?
Ya, he's a ballatician.
ballatician by Alex Espinosa November 6, 2007

Bollitics 

Bol.i.tics -noun

The practice of using politics to justify something (usually inaction) when it is not necessary to do so. Bollitics is usually deployed an all encompassing entity that acts to either slow something to a crawl or block it completely.

The word is a conjoin of the words Bollocks (-noun. British Vulgar. rubbish; nonsense; claptrap) and Politics (-noun. Use of intrigue or strategy in obtaining any position of power or control)
"I can't believe in a company of 5 people there is so much bollitics!"

"He's a master of bollitics. He will tell you that the customer requirements are wrong and then spend the next 30 minutes telling you what the right requirements are. Coincidentally, the 'right requirements' result in him not having to do anything."
Bollitics by Adam Evans February 14, 2008

Bollatix 

When politics no longer has answers to serious issues,it turns into bollatix.
With neither gov't or opposition having a clue what to do, thank goodness they could just talk bollatix about personalities and trivia.
Bollatix by Blue Revolution May 25, 2022
The art of defining why something can't be done without any real reason - is a urban word for Red Tape, when everyone knows it is total bollotics that is preventing things from progressing and yet nobody can resolve it.
Often found in the work place e.g. when a department refuses to allow a change because there isn't a process for it, that is Bollotics, just do it and shut the **** up.
bollotics by MowgliCub October 10, 2013
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Throat Sweats 

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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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