bollotics

The art of defining why something can't be done without any real reason - is a urban word for Red Tape, when everyone knows it is total bollotics that is preventing things from progressing and yet nobody can resolve it.

Often found in the work place e.g. when a department refuses to allow a change because there isn't a process for it, that is Bollotics, just do it and shut the **** up.

bollotics by MowgliCub October 10, 2013

Bolotics 

What Politicians speak

Tony Blair talks complete bolotics

Bolotics by Scoobstcb July 25, 2008

Borotics 

Commonly referred to as robotics by outsiders.

Welcomes all intellectually gifted, socially awkward people with open arms. Spawning ground for awkward jokes and pranks involving power tools.

N00b: I can't get it out!!
L337 Robo member: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!
N00b: *sigh* What's so provocative about power tools?
LRM: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!
N00b: I give up
LRM: Welcome to borotics.

Borotics by GeekyGirl93 September 27, 2009

Bolitics

The practice of talking utter bollocks about politics. Often performed by drunks in pubs, students and George W. Bush

The pub was full of students talking bolitics.

Bolitics by b0ng April 3, 2003

bollatics 

utter rubbish spoken and false promises made by persons in a political field

Gordon Brown talks absolute bollatics

bollatics by chidog November 2, 2008

Bollitics 

Bol.i.tics -noun

The practice of using politics to justify something (usually inaction) when it is not necessary to do so. Bollitics is usually deployed an all encompassing entity that acts to either slow something to a crawl or block it completely.

The word is a conjoin of the words Bollocks (-noun. British Vulgar. rubbish; nonsense; claptrap) and Politics (-noun. Use of intrigue or strategy in obtaining any position of power or control)

"I can't believe in a company of 5 people there is so much bollitics!"

"He's a master of bollitics. He will tell you that the customer requirements are wrong and then spend the next 30 minutes telling you what the right requirements are. Coincidentally, the 'right requirements' result in him not having to do anything."

Bollitics by Adam Evans February 14, 2008

Bollobius 

Pronounced, Bowl-Low-Be-Us

Adjective

1. Large and excited.

2. Excessive energy but lacking in agility.

"That fat lard is quite bollobius."

"Dude, your mom is bollobius."

Bollobius by i heart to make heart March 21, 2009