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Bollitics 

Bol.i.tics -noun

The practice of using politics to justify something (usually inaction) when it is not necessary to do so. Bollitics is usually deployed an all encompassing entity that acts to either slow something to a crawl or block it completely.

The word is a conjoin of the words Bollocks (-noun. British Vulgar. rubbish; nonsense; claptrap) and Politics (-noun. Use of intrigue or strategy in obtaining any position of power or control)
"I can't believe in a company of 5 people there is so much bollitics!"

"He's a master of bollitics. He will tell you that the customer requirements are wrong and then spend the next 30 minutes telling you what the right requirements are. Coincidentally, the 'right requirements' result in him not having to do anything."
Bollitics by Adam Evans February 14, 2008
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Bollitics 

Politics which are bollocks! Also used conversely where people talk bollocks but are used in a political context.
It was bollitics, which spewed from his rather large mouth!

Are you talking bollitics again!

How much bollitics does that person speak!
Bollitics by Hew G E Rection April 10, 2011
Politics that is full of bollocks hence the name bollitics the synonym for this is politics because they all talk bollocks
The Brexit referendum was a campaign ran on bollitics. Led by bolliticians
Bollitics by Your mums gooch January 8, 2026

kickin' ballistics 

To reason with someone, to tell them how things really are, to philosophize about a topic.
Me and my man Gary sat up all night listening to his older brother Charles kickin' ballistics about prison industry-complex.
kickin' ballistics by merrakesh August 29, 2010

Ballistics Tracker 

A terrible attachment is the ROBLOX game Phantom Forces. Basically tracks the enemy's head for a clear head-shot.
John: Oh shit i just got the BFG 50

Tom: donlt put the Ballistics Tracker on it, or you'll go to hell!

Bolotics 

Tony Blair talks complete bolotics
Bolotics by Scoobstcb July 25, 2008
The practice of talking utter bollocks about politics. Often performed by drunks in pubs, students and George W. Bush
The pub was full of students talking bolitics.
Bolitics by b0ng April 3, 2003