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boil(s) - hideous round lumps containing pus found on slong's face above his eyebrow, and all over his body.

Also colloquially used as a reason for someone fucking up.

May also be randomly inserted into any sentence to make it an insult towards shenglong
"I tell you the greatest joke on earth"
"what. you have boils?"


"wtf! he got disconnected? he must have boils"
boils by Master Pain March 11, 2005
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boils my piss

boils my piss,being made so angry that you can actually feel your piss boiling inside youself
''i cant belive what he just said to me, it really boils my piss''
boils my piss by wayynnee October 17, 2008

boils my parsnips 

A way to express frustration without cussing.

Expression of a feeling of anger.
Me to my Daughter, "You have to clean your room if you want to go to the movies with your friends."

My Daughter to Me, "That really boils my parsnips, none of my friends have to do chores!"
boils my parsnips by cdphil1999 January 29, 2020

boils my beans 

Something minute that angers you extremely badly, but is no big deal.
boils my beans: Something that REALLY pisses you the fuck off, but is not really important in any respect.

"gosh, it really boiled my beans when I had to wait 3 minutes for my food at taco bell."
boils my beans by Boiled Beans October 7, 2018

Boils my milk 

Man.. that just boils my milk.
Boils my milk by JacobHsMother December 15, 2018

Boils Bungsack

A replacement for "This sucks". Usually said when you are saying a game sucks. Originally said by Youtuber MerkMusic
*Dies in COD*
"This game boils bungsack"
Boils Bungsack by ritchey!!!!!! January 14, 2021

anus boils 

You should have seen that guy's anus boils!
anus boils by Krazy K December 21, 2002
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