bognerd

Bognerd is a fool who is unenthusiatic about everything in life except for Halo and whatever's on the Discovery channel.

Bognerd was telling me a stupid fact and I was like, I don't care about this at all.

by Murda Mike April 29, 2005

bonerdox

A combination of a boner and a paradox.

When a man is getting a hard-on for another girl, while his significant other is in the area. Applies for the internet or in real life.

Eric was having trouble and getting a bonerdox. While giving his girlfriend directions to the bar, his friend Chelsea was three drinks in and using him as a human strip pole.

by TomKVideo December 8, 2009

Bogner

Bogner is a rare word used by ages 15 and under in substitute for the forbidden boner. This word often refers not to sexual, and especially not homo situations, but to express intense serge of happy energy.

I popped a bogner when my dad walked in the door and yelled “Food’s here!”.

by Donkey-Bogner January 4, 2019

Bonerdust

Bonerdust (Boe-Nerr-Dust)

When you get done giving the 'ole bone to the beaver and you forget to wipe off the excess juices so they crusty and next time you get a boner, the crust snaps off and looks like dust

Kid: "Is someone in this room smoking?"
Me: "No, that's just my bonerdust from this morning... sorry bro!"

by Matt Markel July 3, 2009

Bogner

The man who reigns supreme over the Family Guy Pros group.

Formally pronounced Bo-gner
Casually pronounced Bog-ner

Bogner

by Kc7aff May 4, 2020

bonerdagon

A dragon you fight in kingdom of loathing thats sort of HARD to beat.

i was fighting with the bonerdagon last night, man he was hard, but i finally managed to beat him.

by EvilzCherry January 31, 2008

bonerd

n. what one gets when one is turned on or inordinately excited by a stimulus or activity that is generally acknowledged as nerdy, geeky, etc.

"Oh my god, did you see that computer keyboard made out of Scrabble tiles?! IT TOTALLY GAVE ME A BONERD."

by RaeReezy January 22, 2009