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bonerdox 

A combination of a boner and a paradox.

When a man is getting a hard-on for another girl, while his significant other is in the area. Applies for the internet or in real life.
Eric was having trouble and getting a bonerdox. While giving his girlfriend directions to the bar, his friend Chelsea was three drinks in and using him as a human strip pole.
bonerdox by TomKVideo December 8, 2009
Bogner is a rare word used by ages 15 and under in substitute for the forbidden boner. This word often refers not to sexual, and especially not homo situations, but to express intense serge of happy energy.
I popped a bogner when my dad walked in the door and yelled “Food’s here!”.
Bogner by Donkey-Bogner January 4, 2019

Bonerdust 

Bonerdust (Boe-Nerr-Dust)

When you get done giving the 'ole bone to the beaver and you forget to wipe off the excess juices so they crusty and next time you get a boner, the crust snaps off and looks like dust
Kid: "Is someone in this room smoking?"
Me: "No, that's just my bonerdust from this morning... sorry bro!"
Bonerdust by Matt Markel July 3, 2009
The man who reigns supreme over the Family Guy Pros group.

Formally pronounced Bo-gner
Casually pronounced Bog-ner
Bogner
Bogner by Kc7aff May 4, 2020

bonerdagon

A dragon you fight in kingdom of loathing thats sort of HARD to beat.
i was fighting with the bonerdagon last night, man he was hard, but i finally managed to beat him.
bonerdagon by EvilzCherry January 31, 2008
n. what one gets when one is turned on or inordinately excited by a stimulus or activity that is generally acknowledged as nerdy, geeky, etc.
"Oh my god, did you see that computer keyboard made out of Scrabble tiles?! IT TOTALLY GAVE ME A BONERD."
bonerd by RaeReezy January 22, 2009