Eric was having trouble and getting a bonerdox. While giving his girlfrienddirections to the bar, his friend Chelsea was three drinks in and using him as a human strip pole.
Bogner is a rare word used by ages 15 and under in substitute for the forbidden boner. This word often refers not to sexual, and especially not homo situations, but to express intense serge of happy energy.
When you get done giving the 'ole bone to the beaver and you forget to wipe off the excess juices so they crusty and next time you get a boner, the crust snaps off and looks like dust