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Captain Boner’s signature move; this involves the unrelenting floppage of one’s missile until complete extermination is achieved. To ‘Bonerise’ is an act so undeniably ruthless that looking directly at the warhead will reverse your sexuality...twice. Captain Boner’s only weakness is the scent of Estrogen.
Bonerise

Bonerizing 

Something that is so awesome, it can make you hard without physical contact.
That cake was so bonerizing i had to tighten my belt a notch to hide my hard on.

Dude, I got a quadruple kill in call of duty last night with a RPG and it was so bonerizing
Bonerizing by Julesfools February 25, 2010

Bonergize 

A penis becoming instantly erect.
Damn, you make me bonergize every time you grind on me like that.
Bonergize by Helldivex October 18, 2011
an adverb. The state of being erect.
When Billy saw Sally in her sexy outfit he became completly bonerized.
bonerized by Sarah Gibbs May 7, 2008

buggerize 

To cause complete and irreparable misfuction.
I think I just buggerized the coffee maker.
buggerize by zmp February 10, 2005

bonerizer 

Something girls use to give guys boners.
shortshorts, tanktops, bikinis, being hot, and tits are all very good examples of bonerizers.