bonerd 

n. what one gets when one is turned on or inordinately excited by a stimulus or activity that is generally acknowledged as nerdy, geeky, etc.

"Oh my god, did you see that computer keyboard made out of Scrabble tiles?! IT TOTALLY GAVE ME A BONERD."

bonerd by RaeReezy January 22, 2009

Bonerd 

Bonerd: (Boh-Nerd) The act of getting excited or aroused from something normal people would find nerdish.

Ken-"dude, I totally just caught a Shiny Zapdos"

Joe-"thats sick man!"

Ken-"I know man, I just got a total Bonerd!"

Bonerd by Hugo Daonder April 10, 2011

bonerd 

A nerd who's HELLA horny all the time.

"Is that a calculator in your pocket or are you a bonerd?"

bonerd by Jason B. December 11, 2006

Bonerd 

Part bogan, part nerd. Is into both thrash/death/extreme metal and tooling around with computers, or some other geeky pastime, such as anime or tabletop gaming. Often found posting about metal on the internet.

A bonerd will often have shorter hair and less visible tattoos than a traditional bogan (due to the nature of their IT Support role), but one look at their itunes playlist or wardrobe will leave no doubt as to their heritage.

Yo I ran into Craig the other day. That guy's a total bonerd now.

Bonerd by Bonerd Prime May 12, 2010

Shit Boner 

When you get a boner after taking a shit.

Dude I just took a massive shit and now I have a shit boner.

Shit Boner by HotDogPaws November 26, 2022

Business Boner 

Colloquial term referring to the arousal generated by a successful business idea, success, or venture.

Dude we just won a $1M deal, I’ve got such a business boner right now!!!!!

Business Boner by SS-Chi-town November 25, 2017

Shit Boner 

The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.

Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.

I was taking a shit this morning and then out of nowhere--BAM!--I got a shit boner.

Shit Boner by bagelsFOAD April 6, 2010