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Definitions by Donkey-Bogner

Solid Fart 

The opposite of air dookie, a solid fart is just a poop...a dookie...a back door nib despencer. The use of this term when your dookie is a liquid is absolutely frowned upon.
I shit a brick and it was the worst solid fart I’ve ever experienced.
Solid Fart by Donkey-Bogner January 5, 2019

Bloodfart 

An over trusted fart that scares you into immediately dropping your shorts and checking your undergarments. What you see will bring the word fear to a whole new level, as the mess in your underwear will force you to believe that you have just aborted the child you never knew you had.
The hot salsa mixed with the lime chips caused for catastrophic bloodfarts.
Bloodfart by Donkey-Bogner January 5, 2019
This word only works if you manage the right accent. This refers to any pair of pants or underwear. The best kind of pantie does not permit your balls to cling to your thighs.
I pulled down your pantie and sucked the butthole.
Pantie by Donkey-Bogner January 5, 2019
...a bag of sucks
A suck bag is a bag of sucks.
Suck Bag by Donkey-Bogner January 4, 2019

Air Dookie 

An exquisite way of expressing the scientific term commonly known as “a fart”. This term is only to be used by PROFESSIONALS OF THE STUDY. (Also the opposite of a solid fart)
I just air dookied and, trust me, it was stanky.
Air Dookie by Donkey-Bogner January 4, 2019
Most commonly used when bunny hopping up stairs, donkay is a one of a kind word that was originated by shrek, and made famous by yours truly. Combinding this word with bogner should only be used in serious situations and pissing off your father.
My father beat me after my final “donkay” on the thirteenth step.
Donkay by Donkey-Bogner January 4, 2019
Bogner is a rare word used by ages 15 and under in substitute for the forbidden boner. This word often refers not to sexual, and especially not homo situations, but to express intense serge of happy energy.
I popped a bogner when my dad walked in the door and yelled “Food’s here!”.
Bogner by Donkey-Bogner January 4, 2019