Bogner 

Bogner is a rare word used by ages 15 and under in substitute for the forbidden boner. This word often refers not to sexual, and especially not homo situations, but to express intense serge of happy energy.

I popped a bogner when my dad walked in the door and yelled “Food’s here!”.

Bogner by Donkey-Bogner January 4, 2019

Bogner 

The man who reigns supreme over the Family Guy Pros group.

Formally pronounced Bo-gner
Casually pronounced Bog-ner

Bogner

Bogner by Kc7aff May 4, 2020

Bogner 

A boner before you have sex with a girl but then she rejects you and has no interest in having sex

Hey I got Bognered last night is was awful

Bogner by Niggadick March 7, 2015

Shit Boner 

When you get a boner after taking a shit.

Dude I just took a massive shit and now I have a shit boner.

Shit Boner by HotDogPaws November 26, 2022

Business Boner 

Colloquial term referring to the arousal generated by a successful business idea, success, or venture.

Dude we just won a $1M deal, I’ve got such a business boner right now!!!!!

Business Boner by SS-Chi-town November 25, 2017

Shit Boner 

The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.

Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.

I was taking a shit this morning and then out of nowhere--BAM!--I got a shit boner.

Shit Boner by bagelsFOAD April 6, 2010

bonerflying 

A verb to bonerfly. When everything a woman hears, sees or smells makes her think of her lover's cock.

Sara- "Michelle, what is wrong today. You keep making mistakes!!"

Michelle- "Just bonerflying about my man's cock!!"

bonerflying by CoonGirlLover June 18, 2014