East of Dallas

To be from a small town or to not want to live in a large metropolitan area.

"I sure as hell ain't been east of Dallas!"
"I never had big city eyes and I've never been east of Dallas" -Eric Church

by Kc7aff January 21, 2019

Gay blast

A universal term to express gratitude, sadness, happiness, or pleasure. Commonly used and popularized by Jack Bogner.

"the pros website is under construction"
"Gay blast"

by Kc7aff May 22, 2020

Bogner

The man who reigns supreme over the Family Guy Pros group.

Formally pronounced Bo-gner
Casually pronounced Bog-ner

Bogner

by Kc7aff May 4, 2020