Best Observed From A Distance
Typically a woman who looks hot enough from a distance to cause you to point her out to your friends. However once she gets closer it's very apparent that she's not hot at all.
Typically a woman who looks hot enough from a distance to cause you to point her out to your friends. However once she gets closer it's very apparent that she's not hot at all.
You: "Hey guys, check out that hottie headed our way..."
<minutes pass>
Them: "Dude, get your eyes checked, she's BOFAD!"
<minutes pass>
Them: "Dude, get your eyes checked, she's BOFAD!"
by getndirty September 15, 2010
Bofades (pronounced bəʊf-ʌ-diz) was a Greek philosopher known for his various studies about the human psyche and what makes it tick. His studies, compiled together much later into a book titled "Nuts," predates Sigmund Freud's theories by quite a few millennia. It goes on to explain the several stages of human development and how they come together to create one whole being.
Person 1: Hey man, did you get the psychology homework?
Person 2: Yeah. We're reading up about Bofades.
Person 1: Ah, nice! I'm already caught up on him. He was the guy who wrote "Nuts," right?
Person 2: Indeed.
Person 2: Yeah. We're reading up about Bofades.
Person 1: Ah, nice! I'm already caught up on him. He was the guy who wrote "Nuts," right?
Person 2: Indeed.
by cazsu December 18, 2020
Most remember Achilles, but few remember his brother, Bofades. While Achilles was dipped in the River Styx by his heel, Bofades was dipped in by the testicles. Achilles died heroically after being shot in the heel, but Bofades was kicked in the groin. Unfortunately nobody remembers the epic story of Bofades nuts.
by Jayhawker6 March 10, 2023