Skip to main content
Bofades (pronounced bəʊf-ʌ-diz) was a Greek philosopher known for his various studies about the human psyche and what makes it tick. His studies, compiled together much later into a book titled "Nuts," predates Sigmund Freud's theories by quite a few millennia. It goes on to explain the several stages of human development and how they come together to create one whole being.
Person 1: Hey man, did you get the psychology homework?
Person 2: Yeah. We're reading up about Bofades.
Person 1: Ah, nice! I'm already caught up on him. He was the guy who wrote "Nuts," right?
Person 2: Indeed.
Bofades by cazsu December 17, 2020
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
A little known mythological warrior similar to Achilles.
Most remember Achilles, but few remember his brother, Bofades. While Achilles was dipped in the River Styx by his heel, Bofades was dipped in by the testicles. Achilles died heroically after being shot in the heel, but Bofades was kicked in the groin. Unfortunately nobody remembers the epic story of Bofades nuts.
Bofades by Jayhawker6 March 10, 2023
Related Words

Bofamese 

The act of putting your friends testicles in your anal cavity and then proceeding to clench your rectum until the testicles are torn off. Afterwards defecate the torn testicles into your friends mouth, he eats it then defecates it again then you eat it again and finally wear the final product as a mouth retainer.
Hey bro let's bofamese later, my step-dad isn't home.
Bofamese by BreadAcquirer November 7, 2018

Bofadese 

Bofadese nuts
you're about to get bofadese nuts
Bofadese by Sugondese Nuts July 25, 2018

Bofadese 

Bofadese is an ancient greek hero on par with Achilles, though he wasn't as famous. Bofadese, like Achilles, had but one crippling weakness, which is why we have the terms Achilles heel and Bofadese nuts.
1: Have you heard of the greek hero Bofadese?
2: No
1: You may know him from the term "Bofadese nuts"
2: I hate you.
Colloquial term for "Both of them".
Lacey: Mm, yes, let's just multiply bofadem in the lator.
Bofadem by tills November 25, 2013

bofademhorse 

when someone, (usually a baby or crack head) shits and pees themselves. This is the grossest experience as a babysitter because, well, lets face it, WHO THE FUCK wants to c that?
babysitter: omfg wtf is that?!?!?

baby/crack head: im sorry

babysitter: WOW I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME!

baby/crack head: i cant believe i did that to u.

babysitter: omfg ur such a bofademhorse.
bofademhorse by citris set April 24, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Load more