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Jolly Boatman

The Jolly Boatman is a sexual act involving 4 or more partners.Two male participants lay on their backs opposite each other with the soles of their feet touching. A female participant will then fuck one of the males, while bending over and sucking the penis of the other. Soon a rythm will be achieved where as her hips rise, her head will lower, and vice versa. This action emulates the movement of a boat on a somewhat choppy day at sea. An unlimted number of males will then masturbate onto the "boating" woman, convering her in semen. This represents salty water splashing onto the boat, hence making her "jolly".
"Mate, did you get with that girl?" "Yea, i went back to hers and did a Jolly Boatman. It was sweet"

"I did a Jolly Boatman to your mum last night with your Dad,3 brothers, and Grandad. It was sweet"

"I think i might have gotten AIDS when i did that Jolly Boatman. It was worth it though,cause it was sweet"
Jolly Boatman by Rad1234 February 20, 2009
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bob™ • Boatman • bobm • BobTheBlob • boatmeal • Bobama • BBTM • boboman • bobsmickle • bobtard
Bobmom is a very good League of Legends player, he is the definition of a troll and is worshiped by the toucans. Bobmom is life, Bobmom is love.
I wish Bobmom was here :(, Eat Bobmom or be Bobmom, Report Bobmom
bobmom by Le Toucan Clan March 8, 2017
A nickname for the Obama's new dog, Bo. The well behaved puppy is for the two daughters of our new president.

Can also be used as a general name for the sure-to-become-popular Portugese Water Dog
Hey, look at this picture in the paper of Michelle walking Bobama!
Bobama by no, tu mama April 17, 2009

little boatman 

I love to lick the little boatman.
little boatman by mach 10 May 13, 2003

Bootmouf 

A word describing someone who's talks with very foul language and with reckless disregard for whom they are speaking to or about.
I'm so tired of this bootmouf bitch talking shit on my phone!

All those girls over there are some bootmouf chickenheads
Bootmouf by MidNight706 May 21, 2011
Not just your average oatmeal. Oatmeal, but with the sense of being whisked away on an exotic cruise.
Derek: I fancy an oaty snack, but oatmeal just doesn't hit the spot.

Jason: Well then, how about some boatmeal?

Derek: HELL, yeah!

*They dance*
boatmeal by boatmeallover January 13, 2011
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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