Not just your average oatmeal. Oatmeal, but with the sense of being whisked away on an exotic cruise.
Derek: I fancy an oaty snack, but oatmeal just doesn't hit the spot.
Jason: Well then, how about some boatmeal?
Derek: HELL, yeah!
*They dance*
Jason: Well then, how about some boatmeal?
Derek: HELL, yeah!
*They dance*
by boatmeallover January 12, 2011
short for a boat of oatmeal. It can be thrown as an insult towards someone who is trying to teach you grammar, especially for your comment on social media.
Chad: To whom it may concern,
May thou showeth unto me thine breasts? I do not wish to be improper, or rude. As a male, I am intrigued by your
figure. If you do not wish to showeth thine breasts, I shall not protest or be offended.
Best Wishes, Chad.
Virgin: Remember that verbs with thou are conjugated with the -est ending and the...
Chad: Listen here you boat of oatmeal(boatmeal). I don't come to reddit to be schooled in grammar or English. I come to reddit because I hate myself. keep your high school teacher-ass out of this.
May thou showeth unto me thine breasts? I do not wish to be improper, or rude. As a male, I am intrigued by your
figure. If you do not wish to showeth thine breasts, I shall not protest or be offended.
Best Wishes, Chad.
Virgin: Remember that verbs with thou are conjugated with the -est ending and the...
Chad: Listen here you boat of oatmeal(boatmeal). I don't come to reddit to be schooled in grammar or English. I come to reddit because I hate myself. keep your high school teacher-ass out of this.
by STD Salmon November 25, 2021
Oatmeal with a banana. The banana is cut in half and both halves placed around the edge of the oatmeal in the bowl. So it looks like the banana halves are the sides of a boat carrying the oatmeal inside :3 you can also add strawberries in the boat and they can be like the crew of the ship ^_^
Wait a second, saying that makes it feel a lot weirder eating it now. Uhhhhhh....
Wait a second, saying that makes it feel a lot weirder eating it now. Uhhhhhh....
le me in the morning: bruh im hungry i need a gourmet instant breakfast. i gotta make me some boatmeal
by project rectangle January 10, 2025