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short for a boat of oatmeal. It can be thrown as an insult towards someone who is trying to teach you grammar, especially for your comment on social media.
Chad: To whom it may concern,

May thou showeth unto me thine breasts? I do not wish to be improper, or rude. As a male, I am intrigued by your

figure. If you do not wish to showeth thine breasts, I shall not protest or be offended.

Best Wishes, Chad.

Virgin: Remember that verbs with thou are conjugated with the -est ending and the...

Chad: Listen here you boat of oatmeal(boatmeal). I don't come to reddit to be schooled in grammar or English. I come to reddit because I hate myself. keep your high school teacher-ass out of this.
boatmeal by STD Salmon November 25, 2021
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Oatmeal with a banana. The banana is cut in half and both halves placed around the edge of the oatmeal in the bowl. So it looks like the banana halves are the sides of a boat carrying the oatmeal inside :3 you can also add strawberries in the boat and they can be like the crew of the ship ^_^

Wait a second, saying that makes it feel a lot weirder eating it now. Uhhhhhh....
le me in the morning: bruh im hungry i need a gourmet instant breakfast. i gotta make me some boatmeal
boatmeal by project rectangle January 9, 2025

Bloatmeal 

The feeling you get 30 minutes after eating oatmeal.
Everyone is ready to go hiking. Why is James still in the bathroom? "He had a bowl of bloatmeal"
Bloatmeal by Mark2020 January 3, 2019

broatmeal 

- The breakfast of true fraternity brothers which allows them to start off the day correctly. Although a very simple recipe it helps further separate bros from normal society.

- Broatmeal = oatmeal + milk + protein powder
Bro 1: What's up brah?
Bro 2: Not much brah, just eating some broatmeal, before I pound back some natty's.
Bro 1: That's chill.
broatmeal by HCSig April 4, 2011
Word of the Day on February 27, 2014

bloatmeal 

Combining the cereal (oatmeal) and the way it makes you feel (full and bloated).
I'm stuffed! I had bloatmeal this morning.
bloatmeal by Pat Buonodono April 10, 2008

broatmeal 

another word for brother, brosky, broctopus, brotato.
J- Fuckin A' man, go hard or go home
K- No doubt broatmeal, giv'er your all since day one, 110%.
broatmeal by Jolene17 December 5, 2007
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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