boatmeal

Not just your average oatmeal. Oatmeal, but with the sense of being whisked away on an exotic cruise.

Derek: I fancy an oaty snack, but oatmeal just doesn't hit the spot.

Jason: Well then, how about some boatmeal?

Derek: HELL, yeah!

*They dance*

by boatmeallover January 13, 2011

boatmeal

short for a boat of oatmeal. It can be thrown as an insult towards someone who is trying to teach you grammar, especially for your comment on social media.

Chad: To whom it may concern,

May thou showeth unto me thine breasts? I do not wish to be improper, or rude. As a male, I am intrigued by your

figure. If you do not wish to showeth thine breasts, I shall not protest or be offended.

Best Wishes, Chad.

Virgin: Remember that verbs with thou are conjugated with the -est ending and the...

Chad: Listen here you boat of oatmeal(boatmeal). I don't come to reddit to be schooled in grammar or English. I come to reddit because I hate myself. keep your high school teacher-ass out of this.

by STD Salmon November 25, 2021

boatmeal

Oatmeal with a banana. The banana is cut in half and both halves placed around the edge of the oatmeal in the bowl. So it looks like the banana halves are the sides of a boat carrying the oatmeal inside :3 you can also add strawberries in the boat and they can be like the crew of the ship ^_^

Wait a second, saying that makes it feel a lot weirder eating it now. Uhhhhhh....

le me in the morning: bruh im hungry i need a gourmet instant breakfast. i gotta make me some boatmeal

by project rectangle January 9, 2025

Bloatmeal

The feeling you get 30 minutes after eating oatmeal.

Everyone is ready to go hiking. Why is James still in the bathroom? "He had a bowl of bloatmeal"

by Mark2020 January 3, 2019

broatmeal

- The breakfast of true fraternity brothers which allows them to start off the day correctly. Although a very simple recipe it helps further separate bros from normal society.

- Broatmeal = oatmeal + milk + protein powder

Bro 1: What's up brah?
Bro 2: Not much brah, just eating some broatmeal, before I pound back some natty's.
Bro 1: That's chill.

by HCSig April 4, 2011

bloatmeal

Combining the cereal (oatmeal) and the way it makes you feel (full and bloated).

I'm stuffed! I had bloatmeal this morning.

by Pat Buonodono April 10, 2008

broatmeal

another word for brother, brosky, broctopus, brotato.

J- Fuckin A' man, go hard or go home
K- No doubt broatmeal, giv'er your all since day one, 110%.

by Jolene17 December 5, 2007