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Boatman
(Boat-man): A giant pussy who is afraid of something that is not even real, like take for example zombies, often gets beat up or abused, often attractive, cute but not suave like James Bond, family members are usually as equally hot and sleep around.
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Boatman slam
when a really fat loser has sex with an overly drunk woman. This usually occurs at fraternity parties, it is sometimes taped for fun
Boatman slam by mike labarbara, chris johnson March 4, 2008
Jolly Boatman
The Jolly Boatman is a sexual act involving 4 or more partners.Two male participants lay on their backs opposite each other with the soles of their feet touching. A female participant will then fuck one of the males, while bending over and sucking the penis of the other. Soon a rythm will be achieved where as her hips rise, her head will lower, and vice versa. This action emulates the movement of a boat on a somewhat choppy day at sea. An unlimted number of males will then masturbate onto the "boating" woman, convering her in semen. This represents salty water splashing onto the boat, hence making her "jolly".
"Mate, did you get with that girl?" "Yea, i went back to hers and did a Jolly Boatman. It was sweet"
"I did a Jolly Boatman to your mum last night with your Dad,3 brothers, and Grandad. It was sweet"
"I think i might have gotten AIDS when i did that Jolly Boatman. It was worth it though,cause it was sweet"
"I did a Jolly Boatman to your mum last night with your Dad,3 brothers, and Grandad. It was sweet"
"I think i might have gotten AIDS when i did that Jolly Boatman. It was worth it though,cause it was sweet"
Jolly Boatman by Rad1234 February 20, 2009
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