When a person acts particularly suspicious in serious, adult environments while wearing a trenchcoat, as if 35 toucans are controlling the person, trying to blend in to human society.

Did you see Jason yesterday? He was acting like 35 Toucans In a trenchcoat

35 Toucans In A Trenchcoat by Lobotomy2 May 9, 2026

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Toucansexual

A person who is attracted to toucans and identifys as a toucan. A lesser known identity.

Guy 1: That toucan is so hot.

Guy 2: Dude you are toucansexual.

Toucansexual by Toucan123 June 16, 2016

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Toucan Sam

A toucan sam is somebody who says that they're straight, but acts suspiciously fruity (LGBTQIA+).

*Toucan Sam is the mascot for fruity pebbles, which is where we derive the euphemism from.

Guy a : idk man, Ricky Montgomery is so hot. Id date him if I was gay.
Guy b: sounds a little fruity, Toucan Sam

Toucan Sam by frog-bean March 10, 2021

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toucan sam

That bird thing on the Fruit Loops cereal box that has like 10 different colors on his nose

"Oh man I am so Toucan Sam, I need a nose job!"

toucan sam by onomono July 19, 2003

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Toucan

1. A person who is said to be homosexual or acts in an effeminate manner.

2. A person with an abnormally large nose.

3. A bird who dwells in tropical regions.

1. That toucan needs to grow some balls and lose the make up.

2. Many Jewish people like me are considered toucans.

3. We grabbed our binoculars and observed the toucan.

Toucan by Johnny Hotnuts April 27, 2008

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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