blutwurst

Meat, especially beef, that is dark-colored before being cooked.
( Red Meat)

Dude #1: Hey check it out, a hamburger!
Dude #2: Damn it's blutwurst

by asdfasdf February 11, 2005

Blutwurst Surprise

Where a guy pulls out of a woman after sex, only to be surprised to find his cock covered in menstrual blood because she didn't tell him she was on her period.

Guy 1: So did you score with Suzie last night?
Guy 2: I gave her a proper smashing, but the dirty bitch didn't tell she was on her rags - gave me with a blutwurst surprise
Guy 1: Jesus man... that's just nasty

by Mighty Ginge July 28, 2009

Peanut Butter Bratwurst

When you are engaging in anal sex while your partner has to take a shit, and it gets shoved deeper into their rectum until it will no longer remain inside them, and it splashes out.

"Bro, what the hell was that? We were engaging in some hot anal sex! What's with all the shit?"

"Sorry bro. Didn't mean to give you a Peanut Butter Bratwurst."

by Not Dave Matthews April 1, 2021

nutty bratwurst

An exceptionally massive and nutty turd. This type of jobbie has been known to crack lavatory bowls and is a subspecies of the Guatemalan depth charge.

Oh man I just let a nutty bratwurst go. If you hear a noise in the night it'll be my sphincter snapping back into place.

by Gruzzo July 17, 2006

Bratwurst

A man's cock, especially a larger sized one. So called because of its sausage-like shape.

That dude has a huge bratwurst!

by thegoldengrizzlybear12 April 25, 2017

Norwegian Bratwurst

Norwegian Bratwurst is a term used in response to the presentation of any other term that one may be unfamiliar with. It may be used as an escape mechanism from a situation/question that tests one's knowledge of Urban Dictionary terms, or just a joke on a friend to test their honesty in being presented with an Urban Dictionary term.

An example of both applications is as follows:

Michael: Hey, Eloise, have you heard of a cream pie?
Eloise (with discomfiture): No, I have not. But have you heard of a Norwegian Bratwurst?
Michael (with false confidence): Yeah, that's disgusting!
Eloise: Moron! Norwegian bratwurst does not exist. I simply made it up in order to play you the fool.

by Clem&Daph December 26, 2010

Bratwurst

A word used to describe girls who have a nice face but have a terrible body. The opposite of butters.

"When she took her clothes off, my fears came true. Her head, although pretty, sat on top of a pile of deformities. She was bratwurst"

by BigDaddy96 January 13, 2014