blutwurst
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Blutwurst Surprise
Where a guy pulls out of a woman after sex, only to be surprised to find his cock covered in menstrual blood because she didn't tell him she was on her period.
Guy 1: So did you score with Suzie last night?
Guy 2: I gave her a proper smashing, but the dirty bitch didn't tell she was on her rags - gave me with a blutwurst surprise
Guy 1: Jesus man... that's just nasty
Guy 2: I gave her a proper smashing, but the dirty bitch didn't tell she was on her rags - gave me with a blutwurst surprise
Guy 1: Jesus man... that's just nasty
Blutwurst Surprise by Mighty Ginge July 28, 2009
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Peanut Butter Bratwurst
When you are engaging in anal sex while your partner has to take a shit, and it gets shoved deeper into their rectum until it will no longer remain inside them, and it splashes out.
"Bro, what the hell was that? We were engaging in some hot anal sex! What's with all the shit?"
"Sorry bro. Didn't mean to give you a Peanut Butter Bratwurst."
"Sorry bro. Didn't mean to give you a Peanut Butter Bratwurst."
Peanut Butter Bratwurst by Not Dave Matthews April 1, 2021
nutty bratwurst
An exceptionally massive and nutty turd. This type of jobbie has been known to crack lavatory bowls and is a subspecies of the Guatemalan depth charge.
Oh man I just let a nutty bratwurst go. If you hear a noise in the night it'll be my sphincter snapping back into place.
nutty bratwurst by Gruzzo July 17, 2006
Bratwurst
Bratwurst by thegoldengrizzlybear12 April 25, 2017
Norwegian Bratwurst
Norwegian Bratwurst is a term used in response to the presentation of any other term that one may be unfamiliar with. It may be used as an escape mechanism from a situation/question that tests one's knowledge of Urban Dictionary terms, or just a joke on a friend to test their honesty in being presented with an Urban Dictionary term.
An example of both applications is as follows:
Michael: Hey, Eloise, have you heard of a cream pie?
Eloise (with discomfiture): No, I have not. But have you heard of a Norwegian Bratwurst?
Michael (with false confidence): Yeah, that's disgusting!
Eloise: Moron! Norwegian bratwurst does not exist. I simply made it up in order to play you the fool.
Michael: Hey, Eloise, have you heard of a cream pie?
Eloise (with discomfiture): No, I have not. But have you heard of a Norwegian Bratwurst?
Michael (with false confidence): Yeah, that's disgusting!
Eloise: Moron! Norwegian bratwurst does not exist. I simply made it up in order to play you the fool.
Norwegian Bratwurst by Clem&Daph December 26, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026