A man's cock, especially a larger sized one. So called because of its sausage-like shape.
by thegoldengrizzlybear12 April 26, 2017
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A word used to describe girls who have a nice face but have a terrible body. The opposite of butters.
"When she took her clothes off, my fears came true. Her head, although pretty, sat on top of a pile of deformities. She was bratwurst"
by BigDaddy96 January 13, 2014
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The act of defacating and packing a huge, delicious mouthful of dip (preferably Grizzly Straight) simultaneously.
After a long night of taco bell feasting, Kevin and Matt both enjoyed two vicious bratwursts.
by LYCOPROV August 7, 2008
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A German sausage typically the same length as a mid-European penis (5.3") and slightly larger in diameter. Not to be mistaken for the 6-1/2" Irish Sausage which is also much thicker at the base and does not taper much (see chode or choate)
Being of both Irish and German decent, I have the best of both worlds; a long and thick schlong, plus I'm attractive to large breasted Germanic women.
by Junior January 5, 2004
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Bratwurst(ing) is a sweet ass way to gain an extra person in a Taxi.
It is rather simple.... 1 up top, 3 in the back of the car as normal, then the additional rear passenger lies across the back passengers like a bratwurst in a bun. Goes down especially well in any* German town.

*not confirmed
Shit son, there's 5 of us and this taxi only fits 4! Don't worry pimp daddy i'll ask the taxi driver if he minds if we Bratwurst.
by stephenfry August 7, 2017
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1. adj: A way to describe someone who is acting bratty and/or petulant.
2. n: A meaty yet small sausage of highly seasoned fresh pork, usually served fried.
Instead of saying: "Stop being such a brat"
Say:"Stop being such a BRATWURST"
by DiddyGirl January 18, 2006
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