buttwurst

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Any sausage-shaped turd(piece of fecal matter).

Coined from the word "bratwurst," replacing "brat" with "butt," as in your rear end.

After having a fucking bad case of indigestion, I shat out a humongous buttwurst that actually clogged up the toilet!

buttwurst by Mark H July 26, 2004

Words you can keep

Butthurt Lord

Butthurt Lord is when you get salty over a simple thing while you bitch and complain about how trash is it since the object you're complain about is very easy. This is also called pulling a Legacy Storms.

Butthurt Lord also known as Legacy Storms got so damn butthurt that he complained over "how he can't open a 5 dollar happy meal because it's too hard and fragile."

Butthurt Lord by QwertyTwinkleToes May 30, 2019

Related Words

buttwurst • butthurst • ButtHurt • butterstick • bratwurst • buttcrust • buttbuster • Butthurt Train • blutwurst • Blutwurst Surprise

Captain Butthurt

Someone who is consistently angry or aggravated at everyone and everything.

Sam: Dude is Danny being Captain Burrhurt again?
Nate: Yeah he just punched Brandon for laughing at him, he's definitely being Captain Butthurt

Captain Butthurt by ThatOneWhiteGuyEveryoneHugs August 18, 2013

Peanut Butter Bratwurst

When you are engaging in anal sex while your partner has to take a shit, and it gets shoved deeper into their rectum until it will no longer remain inside them, and it splashes out.

"Bro, what the hell was that? We were engaging in some hot anal sex! What's with all the shit?"

"Sorry bro. Didn't mean to give you a Peanut Butter Bratwurst."

Peanut Butter Bratwurst by Not Dave Matthews April 1, 2021

buttfrustrated

The state of being uncomfortably agitated as a result of something that conflicts with ones interest. Usually used in a setting where one is agitated by something that is factual or actual, as opposed to the ideal of the one being so frustrated. Likely an evolution of the term 'butthurt' for a similar condition. See also, Asspained.

Wyh so internet hurt
Is ti becose someon deleeted ur favorite weab o thread
or just because u r
AUTISMAL AS FUCK

Probaby both nerd
Homo symptoms:
Owned at gaems
Ownded at internet
Owned at life

Butt Doctor Verdict:
BUTTFRUSTRATED

buttfrustrated by Satan H. Christ November 5, 2011

Butterstick

One of a kind.

My butterstick is one of a kind.

Butterstick by Ninor. December 22, 2012

Butthurt People

People who are easily offended and react in an overly dramatic fashion usually starting with the word "WOW."

Person 1: Butthurt people are so annoying. They just flooded my video, talking about how I shouldn't be joking about (insert thing here).
Person 2: Yeah. They're so annoying.

Butthurt People by TheFakeBryanGiha June 18, 2016

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026