blumponan

The act of masturbating while defecating on the toilet. A combination of the words blumpkin and onanism.

My girlfriend thought giving me a blumpkin was gross so I had to resort to giving myself a blumponan.

blumponan by badass833 May 30, 2014

Blumpkant 

while receiving a blumpkin you catch a sudden case of severe constipation and cannot shit in turn you've received a blumpkant

i ate a giant bowl of cheesy nachos and couldnt shit so the broad gave me a blumpkant

Blumpkant by blumpkinboynov April 5, 2009

Blumpkman

This is similar to the Blumpkinonly far nastier. This is when a male blows another male while they are taking a shit in an out house located at a construction site. There a are few requirements here in that the person receiving the BJ must be a construction worker. The porta potty has to have been onsite for no less than three weeks. The ambient outside temperature
must be over 90 degrees and the outhouse has to have been heat soaked for upwards of 3 hours. There are a few more parts to this- This actually takes three - 2 dudes and one midget to pull off - While the blumpkman is taking place the midget climbs in behind the person taking a shit and stands next to area that generally houses the urinal and masterbstes to completion not only on the dude getting blown but also on the dude giving the bj.

The icing on the cake is the dude receiving the BJ will also smoke crack while all this is taking place.

Dude, I had to take a crazy shit during my afternoon work break. Two dudes showed up and gave me a Blumpkman while I was in the outhouse. I am so relaxed now but I feel like I need to take a shower.

Blumpkman by Tom Outhouse February 24, 2020

Blumpcano 

The act of projectile vomiting while recieving a blumpkin.

Billy the Blumpcano was notorious for hurling on his girlfriend when getting blumpkins.

Blumpcano by PooderNYC May 17, 2006

Blumpland Steamer 

A sexual act where the woman lies on her back, while the man squats over her. She sucks his dick while he simultaneously takes a shit on her. A combination of a blumpkin and a cleaveland steamer.

(Guy1): Hey man, how was the date last night?
(Guy2): It was awesome, I blumpland steamered her and their was corn in my shit!

Blumpland Steamer by ItsGoodToBeTheKing February 10, 2008

blumpnasty 

Receiving a rim job while taking a poo.

Bob Saget gave the most outrageous blumpnasty to Condoleezza Rice, you couldn't even clean it up with a spoon!

blumpnasty by Jeffers January 13, 2005

blumptank 

Similar to the Blumpkin (taking a dump while receiving a blowjob) except this time your shitting in the top tank of the toilet.

After we entered the restroom, we disrobed, removed the top cover on the toilet. After I paid her, the prostitue gave me a blumptank. I bet the cleaning people were impressed.

blumptank by Doctor Blumps January 22, 2008