A derogatory word for someone who is not technical, yet wants to talk to you about "blockchain" and related technologies ad nauseam, usually as a tactic to sound smart and relevant.

Blocktards seem to think that blockchain technology has a role in every facet of humanity, and will often cite that they know people that are working on a new cryptocurrency that is a "game changer".

I asked the blocktard at the dinner party to pass the salt, he said it might take 2 to 3 weeks to process the transaction.

blocktard by torontobunglist January 26, 2018

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blovitard • blocktard • Blogtard • Bloviatrix • Blitarded • Blobtard • blondtardo • Blotard • Bloviated Oaf clown • Bloxtard

blowtard

Hybridized term for a person who is a blowhard but who is lacking the intelligence to back it up.

Unfortunately that blowtard never stops talking.

blowtard by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2019

Blogtard

A person who is in love with blogging.

John just registered on Blogtard and he has become a real blogtard now.

Blogtard by a budding wordsmith September 29, 2011

Blogtard

Blogtard is a person who loves blogging.

Mary loves blogging, and she is a happy blogtard

Blogtard by frkphl September 29, 2011

Blowtard

n. A person who is less intelligent than the average retard, but is smarter than the average fucktard.

Intelligent People > Average People > Retards > Blowtards > Fucktards.

Blowtard by anarkism April 10, 2010

Blobtard

A person who spends all of his free time trolling, scamming, and producing smear campaigns on social networks against groups and individuals or Cyber Cancer.

Hey Jenny, I left that group on Facebook. The guy that was running it was such a Blobtard.

Blobtard by Selfemployed July 31, 2012

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026