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blocktard 

A derogatory word for someone who is not technical, yet wants to talk to you about "blockchain" and related technologies ad nauseam, usually as a tactic to sound smart and relevant.

Blocktards seem to think that blockchain technology has a role in every facet of humanity, and will often cite that they know people that are working on a new cryptocurrency that is a "game changer".
I asked the blocktard at the dinner party to pass the salt, he said it might take 2 to 3 weeks to process the transaction.
blocktard by torontobunglist January 26, 2018

blowtard 

Hybridized term for a person who is a blowhard but who is lacking the intelligence to back it up.
Unfortunately that blowtard never stops talking.
blowtard by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2019

Blogtard 

A person who is in love with blogging.
John just registered on Blogtard and he has become a real blogtard now.
Blogtard by a budding wordsmith September 29, 2011

Blogtard 

Blogtard is a person who loves blogging.
Mary loves blogging, and she is a happy blogtard
Blogtard by frkphl September 29, 2011

Blowtard 

n. A person who is less intelligent than the average retard, but is smarter than the average fucktard.
Intelligent People > Average People > Retards > Blowtards > Fucktards.
Blowtard by anarkism April 10, 2010

Blobtard 

A person who spends all of his free time trolling, scamming, and producing smear campaigns on social networks against groups and individuals or Cyber Cancer.
Hey Jenny, I left that group on Facebook. The guy that was running it was such a Blobtard.
Blobtard by Selfemployed July 31, 2012