An adjective used to describe a
woman who is beyond being morbidly
obese. A Blotis can be identified by whether or not matter in close proximity to the
woman is drawn inward due to her massive gravitational pull, quite similar to a Black
Hole. If you see a Blotis in public, avoid her at all costs. Coming within the event horizon of a Blotis is fatal and there is no escape.
A Blotis has an overwhelming need to consume all matter in the universe.
A Blotis
may be near-by if you can physically feel the ground trembling or there is a sudden rupture in the space-time continuum. In the event of such misfortune the best course of action is to find shelter in the nearest gym.
Avoid public places such as
fast-food restaurants and theme parks, unless you with to
study a Blotis in it's natural habitat.
It is speculated that when a Blotis absorbs a critical mass of matter she will become a super-massive Blotis, which would mark the worlds ending.
-At first she was morbidly obese, then the doctors started classifying her as a Blotis.
-Hey man watch out!
-Whoa! Thanks man, that Blotis almost got me.
-Mommy what is that Blotis doing outside our house?
-Stay away from the
windows! I'm going to lock all the doors and call the cops.
God help us.