An adjective used to describe a woman who is beyond being morbidly obese. A Blotis can be identified by whether or not matter in close proximity to the woman is drawn inward due to her massive gravitational pull, quite similar to a Black Hole. If you see a Blotis in public, avoid her at all costs. Coming within the event horizon of a Blotis is fatal and there is no escape.
A Blotis has an overwhelming need to consume all matter in the universe.
A Blotis may be near-by if you can physically feel the ground trembling or there is a sudden rupture in the space-time continuum. In the event of such misfortune the best course of action is to find shelter in the nearest gym.
Avoid public places such as fast-food restaurants and theme parks, unless you with to study a Blotis in it's natural habitat.
It is speculated that when a Blotis absorbs a critical mass of matter she will become a super-massive Blotis, which would mark the worlds ending.
A Blotis has an overwhelming need to consume all matter in the universe.
A Blotis may be near-by if you can physically feel the ground trembling or there is a sudden rupture in the space-time continuum. In the event of such misfortune the best course of action is to find shelter in the nearest gym.
Avoid public places such as fast-food restaurants and theme parks, unless you with to study a Blotis in it's natural habitat.
It is speculated that when a Blotis absorbs a critical mass of matter she will become a super-massive Blotis, which would mark the worlds ending.
-At first she was morbidly obese, then the doctors started classifying her as a Blotis.
-Hey man watch out!
-Whoa! Thanks man, that Blotis almost got me.
-Mommy what is that Blotis doing outside our house?
-Stay away from the windows! I'm going to lock all the doors and call the cops. God help us.
-Hey man watch out!
-Whoa! Thanks man, that Blotis almost got me.
-Mommy what is that Blotis doing outside our house?
-Stay away from the windows! I'm going to lock all the doors and call the cops. God help us.
by alfsdjkk May 22, 2013
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Often used when your retarded teammate make retarded plays. Symptoms of Botism includes running away from battles or even squeaking when getting shot at.
Often used when your retarded teammate make retarded plays. Symptoms of Botism includes running away from battles or even squeaking when getting shot at.
by Botism March 20, 2019
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Connor: Kibby what are you doing? That was the dumbest fortnite play i have ever seen
Kibby: Sorry! I have botism
Kibby: Sorry! I have botism
by nicookie May 15, 2019
Get the Botism mug.A a common acronym, or word that is used in blogs or forums, but not quite on too many social networking sites or aim.
Usually used to shorten a comment that would normally take too long, and they're a lot easier to use, especially since the phrase the acronym is for is stated often.
Usually used to shorten a comment that would normally take too long, and they're a lot easier to use, especially since the phrase the acronym is for is stated often.
Sally763: ngl i dnw Jesse's hat.
KinKin54R: lol uhuhh you will not use blogisms on AIM!
NGL = not gonna lie
mte = my thoughts exactly
iawtc = i agree with this comment
ftw = for the win
Kobe Bryant, ftw!
OMG WTF FTW!
KinKin54R: lol uhuhh you will not use blogisms on AIM!
NGL = not gonna lie
mte = my thoughts exactly
iawtc = i agree with this comment
ftw = for the win
Kobe Bryant, ftw!
OMG WTF FTW!
by Santia July 7, 2009
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by seobbutt May 3, 2014
Get the Bootism mug.The fabricated charismatic personality that one obtains from extensive blog usage.(facebook, myspace, etc.)Often associated with people who show no sign of personality in public but are apt to make strong statements or engage in hefty conversations via their computer screen.
When referring to the female population, blogisma is often viewed as a positive trait.
When referring to the female population, blogisma is often viewed as a positive trait.
Hey bro that talkative girl from facebook turned out to have the biggest blogisma that I've ever seen. Needless to say, I'd throw it to her.
by Negative Nancy 25 February 27, 2009
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