Santia's definitions
Someone you text with all the time. It could be a friend, someone you're talking to, a girlfriend, a boyfriend, anyone. If they're filling up your inbox, they're your text ho.
"You will not be talkin to your text ho in person!"
"Oh Shayla? Me and her ain't that cool, she just my text ho."
"Oh Shayla? Me and her ain't that cool, she just my text ho."
by Santia May 19, 2008
Get the text homug. putting your business out in the open; usually a secret, or information you wouldn't normally share. Basically calling yourself or others out.
Happens often when someone is intoxicated.
Happens often when someone is intoxicated.
You saw Kelly and Jacob all over each other in the corner?! They are so wide right now!
Kevin: I had sooo much sex with that girl last night!
Jaquelle: Dude, you mad wide right now!
Kevin: I had sooo much sex with that girl last night!
Jaquelle: Dude, you mad wide right now!
by Santia June 9, 2009
Get the Widemug. someone who is weak, has copped out, or came up short.
usually used when someone can't do something.
usually used when someone can't do something.
**Max tries to pick up 100 lb weight**
Son Son: Uhuhh you know you can't do that you weak body yo.
Girl: Ok so I miss you, i know im so weak body for this since we just broke up yesterday...
Son Son: Uhuhh you know you can't do that you weak body yo.
Girl: Ok so I miss you, i know im so weak body for this since we just broke up yesterday...
by Santia April 2, 2008
Get the weak bodymug. This is a term for Facebook and Myspace. It is when person A makes a status directed toward person B, and person B responds by writing a status directed back at person A.
Andrew Johnson is asking you why you continue to play these games with my heart? I just want to be wih you.
Sally James is thinking I just need a little bit more time, but please wait for me.
"Girl did you hear about Kelly and Jonathan?"
"Yeah they real mad at eachother."
"How you know?"
"Cause they on facebook playing status tag!"
Sally James is thinking I just need a little bit more time, but please wait for me.
"Girl did you hear about Kelly and Jonathan?"
"Yeah they real mad at eachother."
"How you know?"
"Cause they on facebook playing status tag!"
by Santia December 16, 2007
Get the status tagmug. A very addictive phrase.
It is mostly used to say that something is happening, that should not be happening.
It is also used randomly when a person starts to say it enough.
It is mostly used to say that something is happening, that should not be happening.
It is also used randomly when a person starts to say it enough.
Uhuhhh! Why my grandmother wearing fake DC's??
Uhuhh he will NOT sign off without saying bye, uhuhh...
UHUHHH IT WILL NOT BE YOU!
Uhuhh he will NOT sign off without saying bye, uhuhh...
UHUHHH IT WILL NOT BE YOU!
by Santia March 12, 2008
Get the uhuhhmug. To be fully dressed in clothing that is from Virginia Tech (Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University)or VT colors. (Maroon and Orange)
It is often worn in rememberance of the tradgedy on April 16, 2007, when a guy went on a shooting spree killing 33, including himself. Which made it the largest columbine ever in a school.
It is often worn in rememberance of the tradgedy on April 16, 2007, when a guy went on a shooting spree killing 33, including himself. Which made it the largest columbine ever in a school.
Sara: Yo, did you see Brenden?
Mike: He was SO Teched out today!
It's April 16, everyone should be mad Teched out today!
Mike: He was SO Teched out today!
It's April 16, everyone should be mad Teched out today!
by Santia April 2, 2008
Get the Teched outmug. A a common acronym, or word that is used in blogs or forums, but not quite on too many social networking sites or aim.
Usually used to shorten a comment that would normally take too long, and they're a lot easier to use, especially since the phrase the acronym is for is stated often.
Usually used to shorten a comment that would normally take too long, and they're a lot easier to use, especially since the phrase the acronym is for is stated often.
Sally763: ngl i dnw Jesse's hat.
KinKin54R: lol uhuhh you will not use blogisms on AIM!
NGL = not gonna lie
mte = my thoughts exactly
iawtc = i agree with this comment
ftw = for the win
Kobe Bryant, ftw!
OMG WTF FTW!
KinKin54R: lol uhuhh you will not use blogisms on AIM!
NGL = not gonna lie
mte = my thoughts exactly
iawtc = i agree with this comment
ftw = for the win
Kobe Bryant, ftw!
OMG WTF FTW!
by Santia July 7, 2009
Get the blogismmug.