A blopwing is a brutal event primarily held in rural areas where people with different political views settle their differences in a no holds barred fight. This practice is looked down on by both sides but it is a necessary institution for rural neighbors to be able to move past stressful election cycles that threaten to fracture small communities.
Can you believe Burton, Ohio is having ANOTHER Blopwing already? They must have a lot of issues to resolve.
by Piratepigsniffle November 24, 2020
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