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Bloonkin 

Similar to a blumpkin, except it means to receive a blow job while playing the internet game, Bloons.
"Emily I told you I didn't have time for sex, but I'll take a Bloonkin."

Jerry's Bloonkin was so good he beat level 100.
Bloonkin by CaddyDan February 18, 2009
Related Words
when you are under the influence of ecstasy and roxies
I was blookin like crazy after we got those k's last night.
blookin by crazy life March 1, 2011
Taking from the word "Blumpkin" a "Bloomkin" is when you receive a handy from a girl in class while class is in session.
This is usually done during a presentation or when watching a movie. The prime opportunity is when the lights are off or when no one can see.
During the presentations Frank got a bloomkin from the girl sitting next to him who had a boyfriend and he still stayed with her.
Bloomkin by KornyKev April 10, 2008
To be blooshing is to be as horny as can be. More than just crazy horny, more like awesomely greatly horny.
Chief: Orange Bra!!!
Me: I AM SO BLOOSHING
Blooshing by Toiger February 9, 2004
When you're getting a blow job and eating an Outback Steakhouse Blooming Onion.
Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: Well this slut came over and gave me a Bloomkin. It was delicious and refreshing!
Bloomkin by TheDeliveryDude January 9, 2014

BloodKing 

Usually A Man Who finds him self Good at many things. Usually a natural leader born to do great things
That mans gamer tag is BloodKing. this could be tough!
BloodKing by DTF BloodKing October 9, 2008
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Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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