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blooskin 

Apex Predator
Wins ever 3v1 in apex or any game they play

Don't really need teammates to help
Son: Mom I died to Blooskin
Mom: Who is that?
Son: An apex predator
blooskin by Freeness76 November 19, 2023
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Bloonkin 

Similar to a blumpkin, except it means to receive a blow job while playing the internet game, Bloons.
"Emily I told you I didn't have time for sex, but I'll take a Bloonkin."

Jerry's Bloonkin was so good he beat level 100.
Bloonkin by CaddyDan February 18, 2009
Related Words
when you are under the influence of ecstasy and roxies
I was blookin like crazy after we got those k's last night.
blookin by crazy life March 1, 2011
Taking from the word "Blumpkin" a "Bloomkin" is when you receive a handy from a girl in class while class is in session.
This is usually done during a presentation or when watching a movie. The prime opportunity is when the lights are off or when no one can see.
During the presentations Frank got a bloomkin from the girl sitting next to him who had a boyfriend and he still stayed with her.
Bloomkin by KornyKev April 10, 2008
To be blooshing is to be as horny as can be. More than just crazy horny, more like awesomely greatly horny.
Chief: Orange Bra!!!
Me: I AM SO BLOOSHING
Blooshing by Toiger February 9, 2004
When you're getting a blow job and eating an Outback Steakhouse Blooming Onion.
Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: Well this slut came over and gave me a Bloomkin. It was delicious and refreshing!
Bloomkin by TheDeliveryDude January 9, 2014

BloodKing 

Usually A Man Who finds him self Good at many things. Usually a natural leader born to do great things
That mans gamer tag is BloodKing. this could be tough!
BloodKing by DTF BloodKing October 9, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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