Bloonkin 

Similar to a blumpkin, except it means to receive a blow job while playing the internet game, Bloons.

"Emily I told you I didn't have time for sex, but I'll take a Bloonkin."

Jerry's Bloonkin was so good he beat level 100.

Bloonkin by CaddyDan February 18, 2009

blooning 

When a product similar to a ceramic or plastic cup starts fading to where that ever was in the side looks like it is melted off or faded completely.

"Mom, we need new cups. These ones we have are blooning."

blooning by A prosetegous prophessor October 29, 2009

blookin

when you are under the influence of ecstasy and roxies

I was blookin like crazy after we got those k's last night.

blookin by crazy life March 1, 2011

Bloomkin

Taking from the word "Blumpkin" a "Bloomkin" is when you receive a handy from a girl in class while class is in session.
This is usually done during a presentation or when watching a movie. The prime opportunity is when the lights are off or when no one can see.

During the presentations Frank got a bloomkin from the girl sitting next to him who had a boyfriend and he still stayed with her.

Bloomkin by KornyKev April 10, 2008

bloinkin 

the act of some dumbass thinkin that gettin a blowjob on a toilet is called a "bloinkin" so from now on, any body who says something stupid, then call them bloinkin.

that bloinkin just said he seen a pig fly into an elephants ass.

bloinkin by Piggyfats December 7, 2011

blonking 

the polar opposite to blinking with having your eyes lids on the left and right side of your eyes instead of the normal up and lower part of your eye. Acceptable to use with describing aliens for mutants.

the alien at the other end of the bar was blonking real hard when this one guy who was not wearing a face mask sneezed all over their face.

blonking by SupremeFemboy69 April 9, 2021

boonking

A prostitute's practice of receiving payment for an unusual sex act to be performed in the john's vehicle, and then bolting from the car before holding up her end of the bargain.

Named after a famous New Jersey practitioner, herself nicknamed after her drug of choice: boonk. See "Terry Richardson's Dark Room," "The New York Observer," 9/20/04.

"I had to pay for my dinner date," confided Mabel, "because Ned was the victim of a boonking."

boonking by Ned September 17, 2004