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Taking from the word "Blumpkin" a "Bloomkin" is when you receive a handy from a girl in class while class is in session.
This is usually done during a presentation or when watching a movie. The prime opportunity is when the lights are off or when no one can see.
During the presentations Frank got a bloomkin from the girl sitting next to him who had a boyfriend and he still stayed with her.
Bloomkin by KornyKev April 10, 2008
Words you can keep
When you're getting a blow job and eating an Outback Steakhouse Blooming Onion.
Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: Well this slut came over and gave me a Bloomkin. It was delicious and refreshing!
Bloomkin by TheDeliveryDude January 9, 2014
A boomkin is a balance druid in the MMORPG World of Warcraft. The term comes from the talent whereing such druids are allowed to assume the form of a moonkin for the purpose of casting offensive spells.

A boomkin receives great spell crit and bonus damage and generates an aura which benefits all casters in the party. The term comes from oomkin, a once derogatory term used to reflect the fact that balance druids often went oom or "Out of Mana." This problem has since been resolved.
I wish we had a boomkin in this raid; my mage is gemmed for spell hit and I could use the crit aura.
boomkin by Malazoth June 24, 2009

Bloomingdale's 

A fancy name for Macy's, as Macy's wholly owns and operates Bloomindale's.
Come shop at Bloomingdale's. I swear we aren't Macy's!

The fact my paycheck says "Macy's" doesn't mean anything...
Bloomingdale's by GAWII March 24, 2009

Blooming Idiot 

A person that takes being an Idiot to a higher level.
Blooming Idiot by James November 9, 2004

Blooming 

A word that can either be used as a very mild swear word or a euphemism for bloody.
Gosh darnit!! I lost my blooming watch!
Blooming by Matthew678 January 16, 2019

Bloomington, Minnesota 

A city with a population over 80,000+ people, located not far from Minneapolis. Home to the Mall of America, Nickelodeon Universe (formerly known as Camp Snoopy), Minneapolis/St. Paul Int'l Airport, an IKEA, the headquarters of Toro, and was home to the old Met's stadium. Larger than Bloomington, Illinois.
I am leaving my house today to go to Bloomington, Minnesota, not the Illinois one, to do some shopping.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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