Blokker 

A legendary surname associated with a lineage of mythical beings who possess an irresistible charm and a captivating aura. Blokker, known as the surname of legends, carries an enigmatic reputation that intertwines with tales of romantic conquests and an abundance of female companionship.

Blokkers are said to possess an innate ability to attract the opposite sex effortlessly. Their very presence commands attention, with their infectious charm and captivating demeanor leaving an indelible impression on those fortunate enough to encounter them. Blokkers have become the subject of countless tales, whispered among both friends and lovers, their names whispered with reverence and awe.

Person 1: That guy is so hot!
Person 2: I know right? Must be a Blokker

Blokker by Nekotiator July 18, 2023

blokker_1999 

no one should be like him

what would anyone else do

blokker_1999 by gfdsg June 30, 2003

blokker_1999 

everybody should be more like him ;)

what would blokker do?

blokker_1999 by Shitlips June 29, 2003

Blocker Bait

Blocker Bait is the friend you call to keep the Cock Blocker busy while you try to get laid.

"Can my fat cousin CeCe come with us tonight? She bored."
Uh-oh. Better find some Blocker Bait.

Blocker Bait by Overdrive October 6, 2008

bokker 

Used to describe that great baltic Engineer your company hired that no one really knows where he is from and its too late to figure it out.

"Employee1:" Have you met the new dude from Hungary? what a bokker

bokker by testyas April 27, 2021

Popup Blocker 

Any easily obtainable object used for hiding a sudden and unanticipated erection (popup), while in public.

Steve had to use a dodge ball in gym class as a popup blocker to hide his huge broner from any onlooking male counterparts.

Popup Blocker by Crooked Vulture November 16, 2009

locker blocker 

One who stands in front of a locker, making it impossible for anyone to access their locker.

Catherine, stop being such a locker blocker!!!!!!!

locker blocker by ABCDEFK April 26, 2009