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blogument by Michael Rudd September 30, 2007
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Blowmento
A memento from a good blowjob. A blowmento is when you're taking a piss the day after getting a full service BJ and you find one of the girl's extra long hairs stuck somewhere in your package.
Guy 1: Dude, check it out. I found this blowmento wrapped around my wiener while I was taking a piss.
Guy 2: What's a blowmento? That's a piece of woman hair.
Guy 1: It's a hair from that broad I met at the bar last night, it got stuck in my junk while she was blowing me last night.
Guy 2: Get out of my house.
Guy 2: What's a blowmento? That's a piece of woman hair.
Guy 1: It's a hair from that broad I met at the bar last night, it got stuck in my junk while she was blowing me last night.
Guy 2: Get out of my house.
Related Words
blogument • blogumentary • blogumentation • blogament • blogment • blogmenting • Brogument • Bargument • Blowmentum • Blumenthal
Brogument
A conflict arising between two Bros on sensitive subject matter such as hair-style, beer-pounding ability, toking capacity, dick-taking maximums, or Polo fashion sense. Usually contained within two Bros, but can be seen to consist of as many as 8.5 Bros depending on the Bro-cial situation. A Brogument often ends with a Bro-backdown, in which one Bro submits his Bro-chismo to a certain degree, until the next Bro-frontation, where the process repeats itself.
Blockuments
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Blockuments by Kat'O9 January 22, 2022
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