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Blowmento 

A memento from a good blowjob. A blowmento is when you're taking a piss the day after getting a full service BJ and you find one of the girl's extra long hairs stuck somewhere in your package.
Guy 1: Dude, check it out. I found this blowmento wrapped around my wiener while I was taking a piss.
Guy 2: What's a blowmento? That's a piece of woman hair.

Guy 1: It's a hair from that broad I met at the bar last night, it got stuck in my junk while she was blowing me last night.
Guy 2: Get out of my house.
Blowmento by bri0n October 11, 2010

Brogument 

A conflict arising between two Bros on sensitive subject matter such as hair-style, beer-pounding ability, toking capacity, dick-taking maximums, or Polo fashion sense. Usually contained within two Bros, but can be seen to consist of as many as 8.5 Bros depending on the Bro-cial situation. A Brogument often ends with a Bro-backdown, in which one Bro submits his Bro-chismo to a certain degree, until the next Bro-frontation, where the process repeats itself.
Brandon and Pink got into a heated Brogument over the extensiveness of their Sperry Top-Sider collecitons.

After Joe brought his main squeeze to the last Brodown, a Brogument sparked because any Bro knows 'you can't bring your Ho to a Bro...down.'
Brogument by AceFunguy March 21, 2010

Blockuments 

Any incriminating record showing conspiracy that a January 6th faketriot refuses to turn over.
Despite initially cooperating with the request to share information, Mark Meadows pivoted and classified all of his records as blockuments.
Blockuments by Kat'O9 January 22, 2022

blogment 

A comment left on a blog by a reader. These comments are usually short and relate to the specific content and context of their associated blog entry.
dude: "Hey, man, just left you an awesome blogment. Feel free to read at your leisure."
blogment by joelh April 14, 2008

bargument 

A debate (on any subject) which takes place in a bar or tavern and is primarily caused by just the right amount of booze.
We got into a bargument over who is more fuckable: Nicole Ritchie or Skeletor.
bargument by GrantG July 7, 2007

blogumentary 

A series of blog entries whose purpose is to document the events within a set time frame or within the scope of a larger event.
There was so much wanton chaos and adventure, I had to write a blogumentary to chronicle the happenings.
blogumentary by Ty A. October 13, 2007