A memento from a good blowjob. A blowmento is when you're taking a piss the day after getting a full service BJ and you find one of the girl's extra long hairs stuck somewhere in your package.
Guy 1: Dude, check it out. I found this blowmento wrapped around my wiener while I was taking a piss.
Guy 2: What's a blowmento? That's a piece of woman hair.
Guy 1: It's a hair from that broad I met at the bar last night, it got stuck in my junk while she was blowing me last night.
Guy 2: Get out of my house.
A conflict arising between two Bros on sensitive subject matter such as hair-style, beer-pounding ability, toking capacity, dick-taking maximums, or Polofashion sense. Usually contained within two Bros, but can be seen to consist of as many as 8.5 Bros depending on the Bro-cial situation. A Brogument often ends with a Bro-backdown, in which one Bro submits his Bro-chismo to a certain degree, until the next Bro-frontation, where the process repeats itself.
Brandon and Pink got into a heated Brogument over the extensiveness of their Sperry Top-Sider collecitons.
After Joe brought his main squeeze to the last Brodown, a Brogument sparked because any Bro knows 'you can't bring your Ho to a Bro...down.'
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.