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Blowmentum

The sexual momentum created after receiving a blowjob, increasing the odds of another one shortly after, often sooner or more frequently than expected.
“I assumed last night checked the blowie box for the month, but then today happened. Thanks, blowmentum.”

“Wait, no blowjob tonight? I really thought we had blowmentum.”
by Cylus66 January 9, 2026
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Blowmentum

The sexual momentum created after receiving a blowjob, increasing the odds of another one shortly after, often sooner or more frequently than expected.
“I assumed last night checked the blowie box for the month, but then today happened. Thanks, blowmentum.”

“Wait, no blowjob tonight? I really thought we had blowmentum.”
by Cylus66 January 9, 2026
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bromentum

The driving force among a group of friends (bros) during a night of partying. As more "bros" decide to party, the group gains bromentum.
"Dude, everybody's leaving the party! We're losing bromentum!"
by ZagBro December 29, 2007
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Blowmento

A memento from a good blowjob. A blowmento is when you're taking a piss the day after getting a full service BJ and you find one of the girl's extra long hairs stuck somewhere in your package.
Guy 1: Dude, check it out. I found this blowmento wrapped around my wiener while I was taking a piss.
Guy 2: What's a blowmento? That's a piece of woman hair.

Guy 1: It's a hair from that broad I met at the bar last night, it got stuck in my junk while she was blowing me last night.
Guy 2: Get out of my house.
by bri0n October 11, 2010
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blowment

A non monetary form of payment by giving blow jobs to your boyfiend for all the things he gives and or does for you.
"Dude, your girlfriend must owe you big time for buying that car!"

"Dont worry buddy shes making blowments on it!"
by TMDJ April 13, 2010
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bromentum

a form of momentum created solely by a solid number of your tighest bros. this cannot be maintained unless an equally solid level of quality tail is achieved while the night is still young.

ugly chicks or a general lack of cooter are often detremental toward bromentum.
"We had such good bromentum going into the night...too bad Todd had to kill it by inviting that group of swamp donkeys"
by The Bodmaster March 4, 2009
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Flowmentum

Moving at a steady pace and gradually increasing speed. Going from one movement to another non-stop gaining intensity, speed or strength.
Use your flowmentum to overwhelm your opponent.
by Face Royal June 27, 2014
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