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blogament 

An argument you get into with one person or many people on a blog. This is a written argument in the form of responses to a blog post that other people who post respond to and such an argument can escalate and typically can become quite heated.
"I got into a terrible blogament with a guy named photoman on nytimes.com blog."
blogament by ceophoto April 22, 2010
Words you can keep

Blowmento 

A memento from a good blowjob. A blowmento is when you're taking a piss the day after getting a full service BJ and you find one of the girl's extra long hairs stuck somewhere in your package.
Guy 1: Dude, check it out. I found this blowmento wrapped around my wiener while I was taking a piss.
Guy 2: What's a blowmento? That's a piece of woman hair.

Guy 1: It's a hair from that broad I met at the bar last night, it got stuck in my junk while she was blowing me last night.
Guy 2: Get out of my house.
Blowmento by bri0n October 11, 2010

Brogument 

A conflict arising between two Bros on sensitive subject matter such as hair-style, beer-pounding ability, toking capacity, dick-taking maximums, or Polo fashion sense. Usually contained within two Bros, but can be seen to consist of as many as 8.5 Bros depending on the Bro-cial situation. A Brogument often ends with a Bro-backdown, in which one Bro submits his Bro-chismo to a certain degree, until the next Bro-frontation, where the process repeats itself.
Brandon and Pink got into a heated Brogument over the extensiveness of their Sperry Top-Sider collecitons.

After Joe brought his main squeeze to the last Brodown, a Brogument sparked because any Bro knows 'you can't bring your Ho to a Bro...down.'
Brogument by AceFunguy March 21, 2010

Biggaments 

Biggaments is everything that you got / live for, often used in sentences about activities or any pleasentry that you may have.
Yeah he's all about the biggaments baby!
Biggaments by Pyjama October 27, 2011

blogment 

A comment left on a blog by a reader. These comments are usually short and relate to the specific content and context of their associated blog entry.
dude: "Hey, man, just left you an awesome blogment. Feel free to read at your leisure."
blogment by joelh April 14, 2008

blogumentary 

A series of blog entries whose purpose is to document the events within a set time frame or within the scope of a larger event.
There was so much wanton chaos and adventure, I had to write a blogumentary to chronicle the happenings.
blogumentary by Ty A. October 13, 2007
A non monetary form of payment by giving blow jobs to your boyfiend for all the things he gives and or does for you.
"Dude, your girlfriend must owe you big time for buying that car!"

"Dont worry buddy shes making blowments on it!"
blowment by TMDJ April 13, 2010
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