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Blowmento 

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A memento from a good blowjob. A blowmento is when you're taking a piss the day after getting a full service BJ and you find one of the girl's extra long hairs stuck somewhere in your package.
Guy 1: Dude, check it out. I found this blowmento wrapped around my wiener while I was taking a piss.
Guy 2: What's a blowmento? That's a piece of woman hair.

Guy 1: It's a hair from that broad I met at the bar last night, it got stuck in my junk while she was blowing me last night.
Guy 2: Get out of my house.
Blowmento by bri0n October 11, 2010
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The Blowmen

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The Blowmen were formed in a smoky bar in Bradford, England in 1982, when a failed speed-dating enterprise left guitarist Joe Canterbury, bassist Robert Meadows and drummer Phil York lovelorn, high and dry. It was there that they penned the first draft of their song "High Street." The Blowmen were determined to carry the faltering torch of punk rock into the mid-80s and out the other side. Playing underground gigs in West Yorkshire, North Yorkshire and East Riding of Yorkshire soon grew tiresome, and The Blowmen sought an opportunity, on a wish and a prayer, to tour with their greatest influence: Johnny Cash. Attempting to meet him at a Louisiana State Fair in the summer of 1984, they were dismayed to discover that Cash would not be in attendance. Frantic event planners were seeking a band in desperation, and The Blowmen, sensing opportunity, stepped up to play. The set they played resulted in the only known recording of their music, a live track exemplifying a rare and unique style and attitude of punk that pierces even the soul of a contemporary listener. Some speculated that their concert would catapult them to fame in the States, but, alas it was not to be. The same evening of the performance, Meadows and Canterbury died of a massive heroin overdose. They are survived by York, who is best known today for his solo career and his brief stint off-Broadway starring in a one-man show called The Blown Man.
Dude, when The Blowmen died punk-rock died with them.
The Blowmen by Phil York July 29, 2012

Blowmont 

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Since Beaumont (California) can be very windy at times people there call it Blowmont.
Beaumont comes from the french words beau=beautiful + mont=mountain...
Blowmont comes from the urban definition for blowing mountain..
Beaumont... Blowmont...
Blowmont by bionicdog May 31, 2009

The Blowmen

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The Blowmen, consisting of guitarist Joe Canterbury, bassist Robert Meadows and drummer Phil York, were determined to carry the torch of punk rock through the mid-80s. Playing underground gigs in Yorkshire soon grew tiresome, and The Blowmen sought an opportunity to tour with their greatest influence: Johnny Cash. Attempting to meet him at a Louisiana State Fair in the summer of 1984, they discovered that Cash would not be in attendance. Frantic event planners needed a replacement, and The Blowmen, sensing opportunity, stepped up to play. This set isthe only known recording of their music, exemplifying a rare and unique style and attitude of punk that pierces even the soul of a contemporary listener. The same evening of the performance, Meadows and Canterbury died of a massive heroin overdose.
Dude, I was at The Blowmen concert last night and some grandpa gave me heroin.
The Blowmen by punkrockfan July 29, 2012

blogment 

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A comment left on a blog by a reader. These comments are usually short and relate to the specific content and context of their associated blog entry.
dude: "Hey, man, just left you an awesome blogment. Feel free to read at your leisure."
blogment by joelh April 14, 2008

Blowmont 

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A name made up by a couple people on myspace to name their city, Beaumont.

In Blowmont, CA there are no movie theaters, no sports, nothing fun.
Person #1: Let's go do something.
Person #2: There's nothing TO DO, we live in Blowmont.
Blowmont by MentalSabotage63 December 7, 2006

blowment

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A non monetary form of payment by giving blow jobs to your boyfiend for all the things he gives and or does for you.
"Dude, your girlfriend must owe you big time for buying that car!"

"Dont worry buddy shes making blowments on it!"
blowment by TMDJ April 13, 2010
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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