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blogdouche

A blogdouche is an internet user who contributes in a blog as an anonymous commenter, and in the process, exposes themself as the massive douche that they actually are.

Blogdouches often attack regular contributors with angry diatribes that are typically riddled with spelling and punctuation mistakes, often on purpose. The typical blogdouche will cast wild fallacies to back their illogical and often idiotic opinions.

A common trait associated with a blogdouche is that of “Repeat Posts.” The two most common types of repeat posts are:

Slight Edits:
Many times after posting a reply comment to the main thread or to another comment, a blogdouche will realize something that could have been said in a slightly wittier manner, and will repeat post with slight edits to their original post. This is a more minor blogdouche as they may have some redeeming ability to be funny in their posts.

Exact Duplication:
The worst offending blogdouche will post a reply comment to the main thread or to another comment, and then shortly afterwards press the refresh button and then repost the original form data. This will often result in an exact duplication of the original comment, in extreme cases of blogdouchery, three or more times. It is believed that they are typically pressing refresh repeatedly to see if a normal blog user has responded to their moronic comments. This is beleived to be an attempt at starting a "Flame War" However, little is known about the psyche of these worst offending blogdouches, as the actual physical specimen is difficult to observe due to the rarity of these blogdouches admitting to having committed such an act within any public spotlight.

Blogdouches can be observed in their natural habitat on the blog thread discussion Lindsay Lohan’s fake boobs located at www.shinydonkey.com
From: www.shinydonkey.com /threads/308.aspx

A poster named Kelci stated "I can officially confirm that Lindsay Lohan had a boob job...My aunt did them..."

Shortly later, a poster named markey stated "hey dude,on behalf of lindsay lohan,if u really(though i don't)believe that she had the u know where implants,pls dun say it in public like that,k?plzzz "

So, Kelci and Marky are douches and they are using a blog... therefore they are both blogdouches
blogdouche by santan December 11, 2008
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bluedouche 

any person wearing a handsfree telephone on their ear.
Hey, check out that bluedouche pretending his call is totally important or something.
bluedouche by Jay Smith June 11, 2006

bluedouche 

A person that thinks their bluetooth headset is so cool they wear it all the time even inappropriate places i.e., movies theaters, churches, in meeting at work.
Bob check out the bluedouche at three o’clock. Is he really expecting a call durning the wedding?
bluedouche by Clarkeeeeee January 27, 2009

brodouche 

A man who has a gigantic truck with gigantic off-road tires, a sticker on the back with Calvin peeing on a competing brand of truck, and he lives in the city and never goes off-road. The uniform of the Brodouche is lots of gel in the hair at all times, and at night has a shiny collared shirt that is never tucked in, or a super tight Ed Hardy shirt. He always has a bro-ho with him.

He thinks that he is way cooler, and more important than he really is.
I know that you can't help it, but quit being a Brodouche!
brodouche by Lone wolf 81 March 9, 2010

bagodouche 

Bag o' douche. It's a subtle way of calling someone a douche bag. Rhymes (sort of) with babaganoush.
I ordered babaganoush, you bagodouche!
bagodouche by assengrabben December 9, 2008

bluedouched 

The condition in which an individual is clad with an ear-mounted bluetooth communication device, which is rarely, if ever, removed. Coined by lonelysandwich on twitter
lonelysandwich: "In place of greeting my Bluedouched distant cousin, my dad informed him he has 'some stupid thing coming out of his ear'. Love you, Dad."
bluedouched by gotonull December 16, 2008

Bagdouche 

A much more awesome way to say "Douchebag"
Joe: Hey Travis, your sister was awesome in bed last night.

Travis: Shut the fuck up you bagdouche

Joe: Thats the weirdest shit I've ever heard, but it sounds kind of cool!
Bagdouche by DarthVolga August 3, 2009
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