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agdouchestic

Dude #1 - Yo, who do you think is gonna win the championship ring this y...
Dude #2 - Nothing can be said about it.
Dude #1 - Hey, I just wanted your opin...
Dude #2 - The truth is unknowable.
Dude #1 - But there's a good chance that we can...
Dude #2 - Prove it.
Dude #1 - God! You're such an agdouchestic!
agdouchestic by Pertucci December 2, 2009

Hagdouchefah 

An insult of epic proportions which is a combination of the words hag, douche, and fuck. Only used in dire situations when a quick and witty comeback cannot be thought of.
Josh: Hey you fucking fag, you suck.

Joe: Yeah well...your a...Hagdouchefah.

Josh: ...not cool, man.
Hagdouchefah by Jrod0708 June 9, 2010

babouche 

(1) A heel-less pointy leather Moroccan slipper
(2) Cross between a baboon and a douche, and thus a pompous ass with a pink ass
Glen: Seen William recently?
Chris: Phhhhh, what a babouche that guy is, how he ever made MD I'll never know.
babouche by mp666 March 2, 2010

brodouche 

A man who has a gigantic truck with gigantic off-road tires, a sticker on the back with Calvin peeing on a competing brand of truck, and he lives in the city and never goes off-road. The uniform of the Brodouche is lots of gel in the hair at all times, and at night has a shiny collared shirt that is never tucked in, or a super tight Ed Hardy shirt. He always has a bro-ho with him.

He thinks that he is way cooler, and more important than he really is.
I know that you can't help it, but quit being a Brodouche!
brodouche by Lone wolf 81 March 9, 2010
Bagouch can mean anything, its not meant to just mean one thing its many things. its a kind of word were it can mean good or bad things you can make it to mean anything you want
for an example, (jared is being such a bagouch, or im am really bagouched right now.
Bagouch by thegreenline January 3, 2011

bagadouche 

A sly or covert way of calling someone a douche bag.

<said in a hastened manner>
Boss: Hey Johnny I'm gonna need those TPS reports tomorrow
Johnny: No problem bagadouche
Boss: huh?
Johnny: nuttin
bagadouche by JasSli November 13, 2002
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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