bluedouche 

any person wearing a handsfree telephone on their ear.

Hey, check out that bluedouche pretending his call is totally important or something.

bluedouche by Jay Smith June 11, 2006

bluedouche 

A person that thinks their bluetooth headset is so cool they wear it all the time even inappropriate places i.e., movies theaters, churches, in meeting at work.

Bob check out the bluedouche at three o’clock. Is he really expecting a call durning the wedding?

bluedouche by Clarkeeeeee January 27, 2009

Benedouche

A male fan of the actor Benedict Cumberbatch.

The male counterpart to a Cumberbitch.

Josh: Cumberbatch is amazing!
Craig: You must be a Cumberbitch
Josh: No you fool! I'm simply a Benedouche.

Benedouche by BenedoucheT-Ray May 27, 2013

blue douche

after Election Day 2018 when America partially rid itself of incompetent racist complicit cheating republicans

2018's Midterm Elections' Blue Tsunami was actually a blue douche where a good portion GOP fuckers were flushed out for a new Democratic congress

blue douche by Uncle Joosie May 3, 2019

bluedouched 

The condition in which an individual is clad with an ear-mounted bluetooth communication device, which is rarely, if ever, removed. Coined by lonelysandwich on twitter

lonelysandwich: "In place of greeting my Bluedouched distant cousin, my dad informed him he has 'some stupid thing coming out of his ear'. Love you, Dad."

bluedouched by gotonull December 16, 2008

Bulldoucher 

𝗯𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗱𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿
/bʊl:du ʃə/

𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯

a douchebag that admits it has a bulldozer approach, but claims they are committed to changing - an assertion that is likely more bullsh!t.

#Auspol #ScottyTheCompletePsycho #ScottyTheBulldozer

"I know (that) Australians know I can be a bit of a bulldozer when it comes to issues," - Scott Morrison, May 13th 2022

"More like a fucking bulldoucher approach, you feckless gobshite!" - The rest of Australia, shortly thereafter.

Bulldoucher by Ms. Unformation May 13, 2022

blue douche

Blue Douching- when a person of any color, race, or breed engages in or knowing uses a "blue tooth" type device. Since this is not necessary and looks completely ignorant please remove it from you ear so i can kindly whisper in your ear- "You by no means are that fucking important". I know sometimes you might think you need it in your ear at all time but quess what- "you are not that fucking important!"

"Look at that stupid SOB over there, he could not even come into Wal-Mart without that blue douche".

blue douche by Grissom August 19, 2007