An imaginary animal creature created during a math class in early 2006. Appearance is "freaking huge," hairy, and resembling a mix between a tyrannosaurus rex and a Jack Russel terrier. Used in english primarily as a filler when you can't think of anything else.
".............Hey, I want a dog."
"Well you can blow it out your ass."
"How about a blossifer?"
"WTF?"
"Well you can blow it out your ass."
"How about a blossifer?"
"WTF?"
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A badass citizen of the one and only Bossier City! Don't mess with these guys, they don't dial 911. They're proud where they're from, and they aren't about to put shame in their name by not kicking fuckers asses. You fuck with them, they'll batter ya up like grandmas homemade pancakes!
"Hey man don't mess with the Certified Bossier Boy he's gonna kick your ass!"
"he ain't gon do nun."
The idiot squares up to the bossier boy:
"IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!" says the Bossier Boy.
The idiot gets dropped like a pig on a platter.
"he ain't gon do nun."
The idiot squares up to the bossier boy:
"IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!" says the Bossier Boy.
The idiot gets dropped like a pig on a platter.
by Certified Bossier Boy November 15, 2022
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Get the Pulled a Blosser mug.Most Badass City located in Louisiana! . Bossier citizens don't take bullshit from people and they ain't about to make themselves look like a bitch by not knocking out assholes. Seriously though, don't test somebody from Bossier, even if they ain't in Bossier no more. They will for a fact at the minimum give you a bloody nose thats so fucking hard that it'll look like a blood waterfall by the time they're done with you! if they get more than the minimum, boy, ur screwed!
Jackass: "Hey look its that podunk redneck kid from Bossier city!"
Other guy: "Dude don't say that he'll beat the shit outta you!"
Jackass: "Ha, he can't do this to me, he only attacked somebody when they least expected it and thats it!"
Other guy: That ain't the first time he's beaten the shit outta someone, dude chill out you don't wanna get sent to ER!"
Bossier boy: "WHAT THE FUCK DID U SAY!?"
Asshole: "Oh shit."
Other guy: "I warned ya"
The jackass gets his shit rocked.
Other guy: "Dude don't say that he'll beat the shit outta you!"
Jackass: "Ha, he can't do this to me, he only attacked somebody when they least expected it and thats it!"
Other guy: That ain't the first time he's beaten the shit outta someone, dude chill out you don't wanna get sent to ER!"
Bossier boy: "WHAT THE FUCK DID U SAY!?"
Asshole: "Oh shit."
Other guy: "I warned ya"
The jackass gets his shit rocked.
by Certified Bossier Boy April 5, 2023
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But Pretty much every one knows hes full of shit.
But Pretty much every one knows hes full of shit.
Fred: " I thought that was the goodest hit i ever took"
BoB: " Fred, It's actually said- the BEST hit i ever took.
Fred: " Brosiferous, i'll say it however i want dude"
BoB: " Fred, It's actually said- the BEST hit i ever took.
Fred: " Brosiferous, i'll say it however i want dude"
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