Swelling of the abdominal region usually caused by a surplus of water in the body's system, certain types of food, constipation, or as a side effect of the ever dreaded period.
I can't wear any of my cute clothes this week because I'll look like a whale due to bloating.
The act of attempting to finger someone with your foot whilst watching Paul Blart Mall Cop, starring Kevin James as the titular mild-mannered security guard who must save the day when his shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organised crooks.
"omg becky, i cant believe dinosaur cum boy blarted me last night"
"eww blarting is so gross, at least he didn't grown ups 2 (featuring adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock and david spade) you like connor did to me the other night"
Blosting refers to a new form of online graffitti, whose contributors "get up" on publicly edited web communities.
I can't chill right now I got some major blosting to do on the Cap'n Crunch wikipedia entry.
Cap'n Crunch, like the cereal to which he lends his name, had a razor sharp exterior. This was due to years of mental and physical abuse from his father Admiral Crunch.