blorting
Crying. In Nottinghamshire / Derbyshire .
What are you blorting for ?
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bloating
Swelling of the abdominal region usually caused by a surplus of water in the body's system, certain types of food, constipation, or as a side effect of the ever dreaded period.
bloating by TheNerdyDancer February 9, 2014
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Blarting
The act of attempting to finger someone with your foot whilst watching Paul Blart Mall Cop, starring Kevin James as the titular mild-mannered security guard who must save the day when his shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organised crooks.
"omg becky, i cant believe dinosaur cum boy blarted me last night"
"eww blarting is so gross, at least he didn't grown ups 2 (featuring adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock and david spade) you like connor did to me the other night"
"eww blarting is so gross, at least he didn't grown ups 2 (featuring adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock and david spade) you like connor did to me the other night"
Blarting by Xx_blarter_xX December 26, 2021
blosting
Blosting refers to a new form of online graffitti, whose contributors "get up" on publicly edited web communities.
Blirting
"Your as hot as my DVD player"
"What would I do without the u in me or right there isn't one, but I don't mean I don't like you I mean were not dating but I do want to"
Outlooker: "omg she is totally blirting"
"What would I do without the u in me or right there isn't one, but I don't mean I don't like you I mean were not dating but I do want to"
Outlooker: "omg she is totally blirting"
Blirting by LeiRoseGST February 7, 2019
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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