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Crying. In Nottinghamshire / Derbyshire .

What are you blorting for ?

blorting by Jesstet June 27, 2016

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bloating

Swelling of the abdominal region usually caused by a surplus of water in the body's system, certain types of food, constipation, or as a side effect of the ever dreaded period.

I can't wear any of my cute clothes this week because I'll look like a whale due to bloating.

bloating by TheNerdyDancer February 9, 2014

Related Words

blorting • blarting • blorking • Blotting • blirting • Blorgingshtine • bloating • Bloating fridge • bloiting • BLORING

Blarting

The act of attempting to finger someone with your foot whilst watching Paul Blart Mall Cop, starring Kevin James as the titular mild-mannered security guard who must save the day when his shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organised crooks.

"omg becky, i cant believe dinosaur cum boy blarted me last night"

"eww blarting is so gross, at least he didn't grown ups 2 (featuring adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock and david spade) you like connor did to me the other night"

Blarting by Xx_blarter_xX December 26, 2021

Blotting

London slang meaning; the act of selling drugs (sometimes referred to as 'shotting')

Man 1: "Safe man, you blotting out here?"

Man 2: "Yeah blud, I got *weed/MDMA/cocaine"

At which point the exchange of money and drugs occurs and the transaction is complete

Blotting by marsh93 September 17, 2013

blosting

Blosting refers to a new form of online graffitti, whose contributors "get up" on publicly edited web communities.

I can't chill right now I got some major blosting to do on the Cap'n Crunch wikipedia entry.

Cap'n Crunch, like the cereal to which he lends his name, had a razor sharp exterior. This was due to years of mental and physical abuse from his father Admiral Crunch.

blosting by steve vai July 20, 2006

Blirting

When your trying to flirt but you get so nervous your blurt our random things.

"Your as hot as my DVD player"

"What would I do without the u in me or right there isn't one, but I don't mean I don't like you I mean were not dating but I do want to"

Outlooker: "omg she is totally blirting"

Blirting by LeiRoseGST February 7, 2019

blurting

A mix between a blumpkin and a dirty sanchez

Last night she was blurting me on the toilet!

blurting by Dinos queen April 12, 2016

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026