MertK's definitions
The act of falling down when overweight. This is popularised by Paul Blart, the Mall Cop, as he falls down in each movie for at least 5+ times. TL:DR Fat man go boom-boom.
Oh dear, Paul is always blarting all over the place! He just blarted right there in the ball at work. It never stops.
by MertK October 23, 2016
Get the blartingmug.