Streisand420's definitions
A combination of sharting (to accidentally shit your pants when you fart) and Paul Blart (from the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop) which means to accidentally shit your pants at the mall.
I got so stoked about that new Mario game I totally ended up Paul Blarting in line at GameStop, girl!
by Streisand420 July 20, 2010
Get the Paul Blartingmug.