Blarting 

The act of attempting to finger someone with your foot whilst watching Paul Blart Mall Cop, starring Kevin James as the titular mild-mannered security guard who must save the day when his shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organised crooks.

"omg becky, i cant believe dinosaur cum boy blarted me last night"

"eww blarting is so gross, at least he didn't grown ups 2 (featuring adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock and david spade) you like connor did to me the other night"

Blarting by Xx_blarter_xX December 26, 2021

blarting 

To cry your eyes out

"Stop blarting, little Johnny!"

blarting by Mandy Robinson June 9, 2005

blarting 

The act of falling down when overweight. This is popularised by Paul Blart, the Mall Cop, as he falls down in each movie for at least 5+ times. TL:DR Fat man go boom-boom.

Oh dear, Paul is always blarting all over the place! He just blarted right there in the ball at work. It never stops.

blarting by MertK October 23, 2016

blarting 

After the act of anal sex, the woman shoots the ejaculate out of her anus and snorts it like a line of coke.

Dude shelly has been blarting me for weeks!

blarting by PdotJ5ive January 13, 2011

Blarting 

The act of a male and female chest being pressed togeter making a seeming flatulent sound. Usually done during intercoarse.

The two lovers were wrestling when the boobs where pressed against the chest of the male the male mistankenly thought the woman had farted but was really blarting.

Blarting by the lovers April 27, 2009

blarting 

the act of raising and lowering your leg/knee under blanket while farting so as to woft the fart gas into your partners face.

damn it, John! quit blarting or i'll sew your ass shut!

blarting by NATeDoog October 10, 2008

Blarting 

When you fart and there is blood

After that kfc trip i've been blarting nonstop for 13 hours

Blarting by biggamer23 May 20, 2021