The act of attempting to finger someone with your foot whilst watching Paul Blart Mall Cop, starring Kevin James as the titular mild-mannered security guard who must save the day when his shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organised crooks.
"omg becky, i cant believe dinosaur cum boy blarted me last night"
"eww blarting is so gross, at least he didn't grown ups 2 (featuring adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock and david spade) you like connor did to me the other night"
"eww blarting is so gross, at least he didn't grown ups 2 (featuring adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock and david spade) you like connor did to me the other night"
by Xx_blarter_xX December 26, 2021
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The act of falling down when overweight. This is popularised by Paul Blart, the Mall Cop, as he falls down in each movie for at least 5+ times. TL:DR Fat man go boom-boom.
Oh dear, Paul is always blarting all over the place! He just blarted right there in the ball at work. It never stops.
by MertK October 23, 2016
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by PdotJ5ive January 13, 2011
Get the blarting mug.The act of a male and female chest being pressed togeter making a seeming flatulent sound. Usually done during intercoarse.
The two lovers were wrestling when the boobs where pressed against the chest of the male the male mistankenly thought the woman had farted but was really blarting.
by the lovers April 27, 2009
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