blirf

verb, transitive: to kiss a girl who is allergic to the object of the sentence. Present participle blirfing, simple past and past participle blirfed.

Source: Shibatani, Masayoshi 1976; The Grammar of Causative Constructions page 13

John blirfed eggs. (paraphrasable as "John kissed a girl who
was allergic to eggs.")
Annabeth thought about whether she had kissed Jane or blirfed milk with her. (Annabeth had kissed Jane and she thought about whether Jane was allergic to milk.)

by Corona Scribonia Borealis February 20, 2025

birff

Term used to describe people who slur their "th" resulting in a "f" sound. Usually people of asian descent. Rappers are known to do it as well, although they are not catagorized as such.

Birthday = Birffday
Bathroom = Baffroom
Both = Bof

by A. Ortiz October 30, 2005

Bliffing

verb,to be extremely high to the point were your eyes are burn out

Man, i shouldve never smoke that weed cause i am bliffing,my eyes are gone!!!!!!!!!!!

by SpadesCorp December 25, 2010

blirk

Simply put, a regional term for vomiting.

I really enjoyed our drunken make-out session until she blirked all over me.

Are you gonna blirk? I don't want my Toyota to be texas pin-striped.

by Napoleon Bonerhard November 29, 2006

Blurfist

Verb. For one who performs an intense and vicious masturbation session that the hand moves so quickly it becomes blurry to the untrained eye.

Pete was blurfisting last night in preparation for FistFest so vigorously that he broke his dick.

by mini man May 11, 2009

Birfers

Crazy people who think Barack Obama was not born in Hawaii, USA. They Claim his Birth Certificate (COLB) is a fake, he was born in Kenya, making him ineligible to be President.

Groups that fall under Birfers: PUMA, Fringe Right-wing Blogs, Conspiracy people, Bigots, Sore Losers and mentally unstable.

by Krownick January 28, 2009

blurfsnart

A person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles. A complete gross-out of a guy.

If someone does something disgusting you say "what a blurfsnart" implying they are just too vulgar.

by atrebor September 21, 2005