blirf

verb, transitive: to kiss a girl who is allergic to the object of the sentence. Present participle blirfing, simple past and past participle blirfed.

Source: Shibatani, Masayoshi 1976; The Grammar of Causative Constructions page 13
John blirfed eggs. (paraphrasable as "John kissed a girl who
was allergic to eggs.")
Annabeth thought about whether she had kissed Jane or blirfed milk with her. (Annabeth had kissed Jane and she thought about whether Jane was allergic to milk.)
by Corona Scribonia Borealis February 20, 2025
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