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verb, transitive: to kiss a girl who is allergic to the object of the sentence. Present participle blirfing, simple past and past participle blirfed.

Source: Shibatani, Masayoshi 1976; The Grammar of Causative Constructions page 13
John blirfed eggs. (paraphrasable as "John kissed a girl who
was allergic to eggs.")
Annabeth thought about whether she had kissed Jane or blirfed milk with her. (Annabeth had kissed Jane and she thought about whether Jane was allergic to milk.)
blirf by Corona Scribonia Borealis February 20, 2025
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Term used to describe people who slur their "th" resulting in a "f" sound. Usually people of asian descent. Rappers are known to do it as well, although they are not catagorized as such.
Birthday = Birffday
Bathroom = Baffroom
Both = Bof
birff by A. Ortiz October 30, 2005
Related Words
blirf blarf bliff blurf birfday Blerf blorf birf Bliffle Shake Bliffy
verb,to be extremely high to the point were your eyes are burn out
Man, i shouldve never smoke that weed cause i am bliffing,my eyes are gone!!!!!!!!!!!
Bliffing by SpadesCorp December 25, 2010
Simply put, a regional term for vomiting.
I really enjoyed our drunken make-out session until she blirked all over me.

Are you gonna blirk? I don't want my Toyota to be texas pin-striped.
blirk by Napoleon Bonerhard November 29, 2006

Blurfist 

Verb. For one who performs an intense and vicious masturbation session that the hand moves so quickly it becomes blurry to the untrained eye.
Pete was blurfisting last night in preparation for FistFest so vigorously that he broke his dick.
Blurfist by mini man May 11, 2009
Crazy people who think Barack Obama was not born in Hawaii, USA. They Claim his Birth Certificate (COLB) is a fake, he was born in Kenya, making him ineligible to be President.
Groups that fall under Birfers: PUMA, Fringe Right-wing Blogs, Conspiracy people, Bigots, Sore Losers and mentally unstable.
Birfers by Krownick January 28, 2009

blurfsnart 

A person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles. A complete gross-out of a guy.
If someone does something disgusting you say "what a blurfsnart" implying they are just too vulgar.
blurfsnart by atrebor September 21, 2005