birf 

implying ones birthday

i almost forgot tomorrow's your birf!!

birf by Brandon Tate May 21, 2006

Birf 

A word that was invented to replace the new meaning of the word "gay" (stupid, dumb, etc. NOT HOMOSEXUAL).

Example 1:Sheesh, that teacher can be such a birf.
Example 2: A: sometimes you can be so gay
B: Don't you mean birf?

Birf by NOTaBIRF May 9, 2009

birf 

Abbreviation of a component resembling a CV Joint common to pre '86 Toyota Solid Front Axles. Proper form: Birfield. A notorious weak link, often upgraded to Smurfields, Profields, etc, or replaced entirely with a Birfield Eliminator Kit.

Damnit, I just blew a birf! Anyone have a spare?

birf by Kyle November 26, 2003

birf control 

Preventing pregnancy by choosing to engage in anal intercourse.

She's paranoid about making babies so we had to use birf control.

birf control by Drunky McKrunky September 21, 2008

birf-canal

The new, COOL way of reffering to a woman's special place.

Ahm gonna get all up in yo birf-canal, white girl.

birf-canal by davemunger.blogspot.com July 26, 2005

Gave birf 

Becoming the biological parents to pets

I gave birf to my cats

Gave birf by Daddy254 February 26, 2025

Crib in tha birf

Meaning thou bih is pregnant with another life form in her stomach.

¨I cant fuck wit her rn that bih gotta crib in tha birf¨

Crib in tha birf by !@$#%^ October 13, 2022