blinkshit

Where you have to shit so bad when you blink you shit yourself.

"Oh shit dude I just had a blinkshit moment!!!"

by Mr.FuckMyDuckTittyBitch December 3, 2016

blankshipper

Sometimes written as bl*nkshipper, a blankshipper is a word used to describe people who ship the characters Emmet and Ingo from Pokemon, who are canonically brothers.

The term seems to have originated from Tumblr

"bl*nkshippers, DNI!"
"Did you see that guy drawing fan-art of Emmet and Ingo? Yeah, he's probably a blankshipper"

by thelunarobin April 14, 2022

blindshitted

When a person, usually a female, goes to the bathroom to pee and is caught off guard by the fact that they also have to shit.

Man I had to pee so badly and all of a sudden I was blindshitted.

by Lita505 July 8, 2012

blizzshit

When you take a shit in a cup and turn the cup over for a few seconds to see if it falls out. If it doesn’t it’s a blizzshit. Very similar to a Dairy Queen blizzard.

Dude I just took a very solid shit, excellent consistency.

Nice. Was it a blizzshit?
What’s a blizzshit?
(Pulls down pants and takes cup off table. Shits in cup and holds it up. Turns cup over for a few seconds , then flips cup back over. No fecal matter falls out.)

That my friend is a blizzshit.

by Blizzshit December 17, 2017

blitzshit

Point of no return when needing a shit i.e. When the event is completed before the cheeks touch the seat. See also turbo dump.

" Where's the whiff shed man, I need a blitzshit, this turd tornado waits no man"

by KD May 12, 2015

blinchit

the moment when you are taking a shit on the toilet while receiving head from a ginger, playing a nintendo DS, having a beer helmet filled with gatorade milkshakes

"dude i'm gonna blinchit with Christianna on Saturday, It's a dream come true!"

by Yeet my boy June 17, 2016

blindshipping

Basically the Pharaoh Atemu version of Yami with Yuugi

"I love Atemu with Yuugi!! It's so hot!"

"Blindshipping is really cool isn't it?"

by Kathryn Spellkraven May 20, 2009