blitzshit

Point of no return when needing a shit i.e. When the event is completed before the cheeks touch the seat. See also turbo dump.

" Where's the whiff shed man, I need a blitzshit, this turd tornado waits no man"

by KD May 12, 2015

blindshitted

When a person, usually a female, goes to the bathroom to pee and is caught off guard by the fact that they also have to shit.

Man I had to pee so badly and all of a sudden I was blindshitted.

by Lita505 July 8, 2012

blizzshit

When you take a shit in a cup and turn the cup over for a few seconds to see if it falls out. If it doesn’t it’s a blizzshit. Very similar to a Dairy Queen blizzard.

Dude I just took a very solid shit, excellent consistency.

Nice. Was it a blizzshit?
What’s a blizzshit?
(Pulls down pants and takes cup off table. Shits in cup and holds it up. Turns cup over for a few seconds , then flips cup back over. No fecal matter falls out.)

That my friend is a blizzshit.

by Blizzshit December 17, 2017

Bowl blitz shit

Toilet warfare via the bum shoot. i.e. poo splattering 360 deg. bombing of poop

Don't go in the toilet bro, shits not going down... it's a Bowl blitz shit

by LardBouye December 15, 2016

Britshit

If you don't like a specific thing from the UK, you can call it britshit. Like british shit. It's easy.

"Oh no I don't like that britshit"

by Onyd September 4, 2014

Blitzchat

When you want to have a quick word with someone via an online messaging system.

Hey dude, are you up for a Blitzchat?

by Sijo101 January 7, 2009

Britishit

British food

I was glad to get back home after spending a week eating Britishit.

by ashmadallah May 13, 2015