blizzshit

When you take a shit in a cup and turn the cup over for a few seconds to see if it falls out. If it doesn’t it’s a blizzshit. Very similar to a Dairy Queen blizzard.

Dude I just took a very solid shit, excellent consistency.

Nice. Was it a blizzshit?
What’s a blizzshit?
(Pulls down pants and takes cup off table. Shits in cup and holds it up. Turns cup over for a few seconds , then flips cup back over. No fecal matter falls out.)

That my friend is a blizzshit.

by Blizzshit December 17, 2017

bizzsnitch

Bizzsnitch Means Bitch often used in a non negative way not usually said when angry but when just playing around.

Yajaira= Wait for me i just have to grab my book
Malanie= No im going to lunch with out you.
Yajaira= Your such a bizzsnitch

by Yajaira March 8, 2008

blindshitted

When a person, usually a female, goes to the bathroom to pee and is caught off guard by the fact that they also have to shit.

Man I had to pee so badly and all of a sudden I was blindshitted.

by Lita505 July 8, 2012

blitzshit

Point of no return when needing a shit i.e. When the event is completed before the cheeks touch the seat. See also turbo dump.

" Where's the whiff shed man, I need a blitzshit, this turd tornado waits no man"

by KD May 12, 2015

Blizzity blow

What white guys think "a baller" says

"And I was all blizzity blow up in that shit."

by Whitey Mac...donald November 28, 2013

blinkshit

Where you have to shit so bad when you blink you shit yourself.

"Oh shit dude I just had a blinkshit moment!!!"

by Mr.FuckMyDuckTittyBitch December 3, 2016

bizshit

When your business is shit.

Mcdonalds is the bizshit.

by Who dat nigga May 16, 2009