Lita505's definitions

blindshitted

When a person, usually a female, goes to the bathroom to pee and is caught off guard by the fact that they also have to shit.

Man I had to pee so badly and all of a sudden I was blindshitted.

by Lita505 July 8, 2012

Push of No Return

The moment, after pondering if you have time to take a dump, that you go for it and realize there is no turning back.

Often during this internal debate we wonder if this will be a quick clean shit or a prolonged multi-wipe project. But once you go for it, you've committed to the act.

Yo, after that push of no return, I knew I was gonna miss my train..

I made the push of no return and thought, this is gonna take awhile..

by lita505 July 13, 2013