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BLITCH (n)(gender neutral): A Black Witch (Conjurer/Rootworker/Hoodoosaint) using knowledge of African thought, African/Afrodiasporic spiritual practice, Divination, Ancestral veneration, and African healing modalities to heal and fortify themselves, their elders, their peers, and the next generation of children to be.

The phrase was coined by Daizy Latifah of The AfroMystic.com, due to the co-opting of Black religious traditions by colonizers and cultural appropriators.
I don't know what all them basic witches are doing over there with that sage and that crystal wand, but THESE BLITCHES OVER HERE? They know their shit!

"#BLITCH!!!"
BLITCH by TheAfroMystic November 6, 2018
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Blitch 66 

n. rock n roll clothing company started in NYC & Hollywood early in the new Millenium. Born out of rebellion and a hatred for Ed Hardy. pretty much the coolest T- Shirt line since Deth Killers of Bushwick.
if you're 555 them I'm Blitch 66.
Blitch 66 by cure4affliction March 15, 2009

I'm Rich, Biatch! 

The true origin of this famous line came from the skit 'Reparations 04' in Dave Chappelle when black people were paid millions of dollars in compensation for historical slavery.

In the skit, a janior was asked by a reporter when she thought he should give up his job as a truck driver, when in actual fact, he bought the truck using the cash he has. He stated that he can afford the truck and a lifetime supply of cigarettes.
Now that I've won Lotto, I can finally pay of my mortgage and still have enough to buy a Ferrari. I'm Rich, Biatch!

BIATCHELOR 

A single female who lives in an apartment or similar and has random guys over before kicking them out the next morning from her BIATCHELOR pad.
She took me back to her BIATCHELOR pad, had her wicked way then spat me out the next morning without so much as her number!
BIATCHELOR by Cooliio January 4, 2014

blitching 

the act of bitching or whining on a blog.(weblog/online journal)
quit your blitching and blog about something more exciting!

I'm blitching (blog bitching) about this because i have 505 emails in my inbox.
blitching by crazymamaof6 February 27, 2008
A word used to describe a snafu, silly mistake or other minor, intolerable contrivance failure.
"Oh, crap! I flushed my watch down the toilet again!"

"Way to bliptch, doofus."
Bliptch by SugarDoggy April 18, 2009